When 007 Pen met Miss Paper.

When 007 Pen met Miss Paper.

A Poem by andrew mitchell

Hello Pen!
Hello Paper!
We meet again.
Yes we do.
So what’s it going to be this time?
Oh! The usual. I’m going to
hold you down and draw
profanities all over you
until you moan with pleasure.
Oh! Tell me more.
I’m going to cover
every space you offer.
I’m going to spread
the words all over your page
in my signature style,
and when I’m finished
I’m going to screw you up.
Can’t leave my thoughts
lying about can I.
Oh! Pen. You think of everything.
Write away! I am yours!

The state, of origin -
the synopsis was no more
an idea waiting
for directions.

I’m finished.
It was just a quickie!
Oh Pen!
Goodbye Paper!

© 2020 andrew mitchell


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Brilliant metaphor and symbolism.

Posted 5 Months Ago


andrew mitchell

5 Months Ago

Thank you so much Thomas.
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Highly original and very witty! I am thinking more Connery suave than Daniel Craig brute styled Bond here. You have merged the witty and naughty in just the right measurements. Very much enjoyed this write!

Posted 5 Months Ago


andrew mitchell

5 Months Ago

Thank you very much Felicia. Glad you enjoyed and thanks for stopping by.
Now I am a bit shaken if not stirred.

Posted 5 Months Ago


andrew mitchell

5 Months Ago

Thank you Ken.
andrew mitchell

5 Months Ago

Hahahahahaha
I don't know how Ms Moneypenny would feel about this. But perhaps she might feel a bit jealous. ha
I'll bet paper never felt so good. :)

Posted 5 Months Ago


andrew mitchell

5 Months Ago

Thank you Tim, good ole moneypenny
Brilliant! First: a very unladylike roar of laughter then applause for such a clever theme! There's a few muses still untried by you, sir! Enjoy the day, keep smiling. I will, now. :)

'Can’t leave my thoughts
lying about can I.
Oh! Pen. You think of everything.
Write away! I am yours!'


Posted 5 Months Ago


andrew mitchell

5 Months Ago

Hahaha thank you em for a big smile. Again Thank you for stopping by.
A most sensual metaphor of love? writing? Composing? Either way there is no knowing if the pen may have a premature ejaculation. Clever writing

Posted 5 Months Ago


andrew mitchell

5 Months Ago

Many thanks Soren, I think Pen took his time.😉
Laughing away here at the hilarious cartoon you have created in my head ...

Posted 5 Months Ago


andrew mitchell

5 Months Ago

Thank you very much Stella
dearest Andrew… a thousand Arabian Nights are never enough when Pen and Sheets of Paper begin the Beguine. Pat

Posted 5 Months Ago


andrew mitchell

5 Months Ago

Indeed Pat, thank you.
Ha! An original idea. I like it. It made me smile Andrew. Always a big fan of 007 myself. Have a good Saturday.

Chris


Posted 3 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

3 Years Ago

Thanks Chris You too.

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Added on November 14, 2020
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andrew mitchell

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