Who’s the veggie now?

Who was the
Root of all Evil?
Was it carrot, parsnip,radish?
Perhaps, the humble potato.
Maybe beet knows.
We’ll just have
to wait and see
until turnups.
Yes! Who is
the Root of all Evil?
Vegans have tried and failed
getting to the root
of this question
while meat lovers shrugged,
brushing the greens aside.
On your plate
of indulgence
are you being served
the vegetable rebellion?
Who’s the veggie now!