get this booger out of here.

get this booger out of here.

A Chapter by Lyn Anderson
"

For Momzilla, and her inspirations ...

"
I felt it
scraping,
oozing,
irritating,
falsely
accumulating ...

I picked at it
delicately,
at first,
thinking it
would,
just go away ...

soul empty,
it needed
a new
receptacle,
and for a time,
I was it.

but it
festered,
and grew,
green and
infected,
and I knew ...

it was time
to just
get that
booger
out of here,
and flush ...



© 2016 Lyn Anderson


Author's Note

Lyn Anderson
for Momzilla, enjoyed the conversation today. I would never steal your words, only borrow some thoughts ...
If you LOOK you will find the answers http://timdanes.tumblr.com/

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╰☆╮I just have to fangirl at the song you chose to put with this. I've been a bit obsessed with that song for years.

I knew I would like this poem as soon as I saw the title. This gets the point across while being funny at the same time.╰☆╮

Posted 9 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

9 Years Ago

I love that song too. And yeah, the booger left, but there are some dregs behind.
Well… yuck! Where's my kleenex! And a match! Get that booger out and burn the tissue!

Posted 9 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

9 Years Ago

Yes exactly thanks
MomzillaNC

9 Years Ago

You're welcome.
LOL … who can resist a poem about a booger. Still laughing.

Posted 9 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

9 Years Ago

Good. I am glad.
Hahaha! Ok, you made my nose get a little irritated while reading this. I actually felt like something was lodged up in there! Heck, maybe something is.... Great job, KL! Truly enjoyable! I'm still smiling from this. xo :)

Posted 9 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

9 Years Ago

Apparently the main booger is gone but I am pretty sure it left some residual hangers on
Madalyn Beck

9 Years Ago

Hahaha! Don't they always. Not just the snotty ones either. :P
get a great big handkerchief and blow him....er I mean it away, failing that stick olbas oil up your nose or wherever he.....er it is :)

Posted 9 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

9 Years Ago

olbas oil? Hmmm. Never heard of it.
R Smith

9 Years Ago

good for treating blocked nose, its not used in Vain!
Are boogers still salty??? If someone is bothering you just flick your boogers at them KL. they'll get the hint. At least I'd hope so.

Posted 9 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

9 Years Ago

this one is a bit slow on the uptake I am afraid.
That's one persistant booger cat. One hopes he would have gotten the message by now.You are gross by the way lol

Posted 9 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

9 Years Ago

I know. Momzilla wrote this beautiful one about stealing souls, I come up with boogers:)
Vidya Bacchus

9 Years Ago

Hahaha "to each his own" true words there :)
It snot what you think. You can pick and blow, but it seems these things always come back eventually. This was great KLGoode.

Posted 9 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

9 Years Ago

Thanks, I appreciate it. Momzilla's poem was profound, mine was just gross ...
If I posted that tumbler link in my status would that be considered harassment?

Posted 9 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

9 Years Ago

I do not believe so. The name of the offender is not contained within the link. At this point, if so.. read more
Matching Socks

9 Years Ago

Awesome! I'm doing it.
Lovely this !

The fact is that when the body encounters something foreign , it fights it! When an enemy invades another country they go to war. When two fighters are ready to fight they get inside a cage and made the best win. And so it continues . When someone that has no quality pretends and needs to lie,steal , manipulate so on so forth well same logic applies.

Time to kick it!

Thankyou

Posted 9 Years Ago


Lyn Anderson

9 Years Ago

thank you, my friend, for taking the leap and letting your curiosity guide you.

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada



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