troll magnet

I seem to have attracted a particular type

does he think I just fell off
the proverbial
turnip truck?

tell me what you look like
it would be helpful
if you could describe
yourself to me
in vivid reality
for my book,
just a look,
don't you see?

sure hon,
I am five foot one
and TONNES of fun ...

what? not the visual
you were hoping to score
for a late night fantasy?

I got news for you baby
no description
nor explicit depiction
of me
is necessary
you already have
all you are gonna see
a black and white
of my pretty p***y!

Author's Note

If you wish to know the current identity of this particular troll, email me.
He is one of the ones from before in a new identity.

Reviews

[barleygirl]

Hilarious & caustic & appropriate! *smile* . . . Just love the way you can craft a zinger! I'll never forget how harsh my first troll felt to me . . . and I'm sure many new/young writers are similarly shaken, so your efforts are spot-on! (((HUGS)))

[Lyn Anderson]

They really hurt some people and scare them away. When I left for nearly a year, a lot of it had to do with that kind of B.S. But you get better at spotting it quicker, and turf them earlier.

[redzone]

Hey KL, your tongue is like a double edged sword that is sharpened and always ready to chop off a trolls head anytime anywhere... and I like it!! as for him, if you save me a piece or two of him I will gladly make further pieces and then set them on fire!! btw, always liked that Ronstadt song.

anyway, I think I may have found how these mfers are able to hood wink the admins. Several of the newer antivirus software are offering a way to hide your IP address while browsing and in this way, its one computer but there is no IP address to block... it maybe that some of these trolls have this kind of software and so it is more difficult to control them except by doing what you are doing publically notifying all their current identity, plus reporting and blocking as you have done... once again it points to how it is up to us to wage this battle and not only rely on the admins...

anyway, you rock woman and we all benefit from your efforts!!! thanks KL!!!!

redzone

[Lyn Anderson]

I shall continue to fight the fight and vanquish Trolls, river Rats, and other such nuisances. Thank you for reading and reviewing.

[Shannon]

What a wonderful way to take power away his words. Scathing and humourous, which can be uncomfortable sometimes, but here it's not, so it is extremely well balanced.

[Lyn Anderson]

Thank you very much. I do so like a good dig. I need to compose a troll catcher's poem book. I have a lot of them.:)

[Ana Papaya]

I got the same private message from this guy. I ignored it.
i think all females are targets here. Sad right?

[Lyn Anderson]

Yes, for sure. This one is the same as one who put some filthy reviews on my poems a while back.

[Ana Papaya]

Thanks for the heads up!
BTW, I love your sharp tongue. I would hate to be on the receiving end of one of your lashings! :)

[Lydia Shutter]

Laughing here....LOVE this one, KL. You tell him! Empowering. These idiots who send private messages think all women will fall for them. NOT. Lydi**

[Lyn Anderson]

Thanks Lydia -- I am tired of the nonsense. You swat 'em away and they come back under a new guise. I am too polite sometimes, and try to answer sincerely, and when I realize they are up to crap I flag, block, and delete. But there should be a rule. If enough people complain about you and the complaints are found to be legit, your IP should be blocked.

[Lydia Shutter]

That would be nice, but it seems that will never happen.

[Einstein Noodle]

you are a no holds barred warrior aren't you ... closing line is such a killer :) sarcasm and wit very fine weapons of choice! a straight forward poem that is smooth reading .... but like grabbing hard a stem of thorns for the guilty
E.

[Lyn Anderson]

I just wish there were a way these people could be controlled better by admin. Seriously, once a person has been repeatedly flagged and blocked and shown to be here for nefarious reasons, why can't they say, three strikes and your I.P. is blocked.?

[Einstein Noodle]

yes ..i am not very computer savvy but one would think that would do the trick ... trolls do a lot of damage ...friends leave because of them :(