Vacancy here

Vacancy here

A Chapter by Lyn Anderson

some thoughts that if you think they're you you're probably wrong and that says more about you than me


Poor petty princess pitter pat

Couldn't make up her pretty mind


Persistently penning perfect poetry

Passionately poo-pooing pertinent port-ants

Patiently proferred by patented poets ...

In her infinite wisdom the princess

made sure the peasants in her realm

knew exactly how to breathe.


Tho the body of them had been breathing

without difficulty in the years preceding

her entry into the world,

they all sighed,

and agreed her way

was best …


She's such a



Tuck in that waist,

Pucker that face,

Produce the perfect selfie

Look at me, no, look at me ...

Between her navel gazing

And champeen fat girl hazing

You'll find her lot,

Devoid of Tho(ugh)t.

© 2019 Lyn Anderson

Author's Note

Lyn Anderson
A friend of mine used thot in a blog -- I had to look it up and it spawned this piece
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My gawd! I'm a thot! I never knew about that word. I just wrote & posted a story to reveal the extent of my thot-full youth! *wink! wink!* I love the first part of this with alliteration overload, which serves your sarcastic purpose beautifully. I've been gone a while becuz winter was tough for me. Good to be back reading you again! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 6 Months Ago

Lyn Anderson

5 Months Ago

You. My dear, are far from a thot, but always, a thoughtful reader. :) thanks. Haven't been here in .. read more
You kept ya claws after all, I see...

All the better to slice em with, I hear ya say :)

Posted 8 Months Ago

Lyn Anderson

8 Months Ago

Yes I have and thank you

8 Months Ago

not at all, my pleasure..
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this was like linguistics gymnastics :)
clever, and I love
and i'm not opposed to selfies but don't agree with fat shaming or hazing of course
but 'thot' is new to me and all I can say is if a woman wants to be a thot, then let her be a thot
the question mark in that phrase makes me wonder if it was poking fun at a double standard

Posted 8 Months Ago

Lyn Anderson

8 Months Ago

Ah yes, there are thots, and then there are THOTS. thank you.
oh my this is so clever...a deep cutting write with a wry sense of humor.
love it, Lyn.

Posted 8 Months Ago

Ah, this one made me smile, esp. the way you related thots and princesses ;P this one's clever. Funny where words take us ;)

Posted 8 Months Ago

Lyn Anderson

8 Months Ago

Oh thank you. I just loved that word when I read it
I had to look up thot too. Same as hoe. I knew that because my grandkids speak about hoes. Plural of thot is thotties which made me think of totties and led me back to your princesses. We don't do princesses in my household :) I gave up on prince's some time ago. Look where you took me :)


Posted 8 Months Ago

Christine Anne Shaw

8 Months Ago

Is that so? Then I have learned something new today :)
Lyn Anderson

8 Months Ago

Oh yes, and my daughter corrects me if I refer to it as a crush.
Christine Anne Shaw

8 Months Ago

I'm gonna practice that one on our Robbie, See if I go up in his estimation :)
also looked up thot.... and it made me wonder what the relationship is between self absorption and a thot... and then I re-read your poem Lyn and got my answer... and got it emersed in the words and style of your writing... nicely done Lyn...

Posted 8 Months Ago

Lyn Anderson

8 Months Ago

Thank you darling. I had a thought or two when I discovered the word

8 Months Ago

seems like, looking at your style of writing, you had at least 3 thoughts on thots... lol...
Phew, I have never been called a princess, but I have it narrowed down to 28 possibles.
Poetry, just like real life, has too many prince/princesses, who regale us with how utterly delightful there lives are, who tend to be the saddest, loneliest people, with nothing but a fantasy lifestyle to strive to. If they haven't got it, it must be useless types who never quite realise how thin their veneer of respectability is.
I was just saying that very thing to my astronaut buddies, before we stole the shuttle and gatecrashed some chinese moon party :)

Posted 8 Months Ago

Lyn Anderson

8 Months Ago

Lmao you are one kooky and unique personality. Thanks

8 Months Ago

Kooky... I love that, we should use it more. Maybe we don't because it sounds like cookie and....hmm.. read more

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Added on January 21, 2019
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