Chivalry is Dead

Chivalry is Dead

A Poem by Andrew N. Farrens
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Random rhymes.....

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This Life I lead is so damn ironic and filled with asinine bullshit

Even when Reality is serious, Life is just a game and I am determined to win it

But it can also be lonely when there is not a special woman in your Life to help you live it

I am such a weirdo that most girls don’t understand what I’m saying to them

Though some of the smart ones almost get it

The truth of the matter and I write this choking back bitter laughter

Is that I am much too independent so when a girl does fall in love,

She learns quickly that the best thing to do is quietly forget it

I like to think I can be romantic and sweet but I know that any second

The Gods of Wrath could strike me down for my many sins in the bloodlust of an instant

My rebellious nature is not hidden and I don’t have to be introspective

To realize that every single girl I’m interested in at first words can sense it

And it is never conducive to a stable home life to have a tendency to be a son of a b***h

Which is what I am and even though a woman I would NEVER EVER hit

I destroy the love a girl has for me quite quickly and this I completely and freely admit

I don’t understand why I’m an a*****e but it just seems to kind of fit

Look, I already understand that the woman in the relationship

Is always right, no matter what because she has the power of the P***y

And I would swear on my ironic Life that what I am going to say next is not illiterate machismo type bullshit

If you were so inclined to take the time and push me

But if you know how to use your tongue and make that woman cum

Then this Life will be less confusing

            At least that has been my experience……...but what the hell do I know?

 

 

.A.N.F.

Drew Kazinsky

December 22, 2008 & December 28, 2010

Stockton, California

© 2012 Andrew N. Farrens


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Mia
Well I'm glad you said you're an a*****e it saves me the time. Don't get me wrong, I respect your tell it like it is mentally but you know that you're going to ruffle a few feathers along the way.
"I am such a weirdo that most girls don’t understand what I’m saying to them
Though some of the smart ones almost get it" hahaha! That's laughable...for whatever reason you don't respect woman, please don't think it that gives you the right to pretend you're superior. You're not and it's annoying.
You'll never experience love, if you see it in such light, but I'm too annoyed to care.
That being said, you write well.

Posted 11 Years Ago


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Andrew N. Farrens

11 Years Ago

Heya, I am truly sorry if I annoyed you; that was NOT my intention. I put this up here as an afterth.. read more
Mia

11 Years Ago

I can understand that this was a reaction and not a true reflection of you. Don’t be sorry…there.. read more



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Not something that was reaching me here. I'm not going to "get" everything or like everything. So, for me this would be a pass... No offense please.
...."but what the hell do I know?" I can relate to that.
Be Well

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Mia
Well I'm glad you said you're an a*****e it saves me the time. Don't get me wrong, I respect your tell it like it is mentally but you know that you're going to ruffle a few feathers along the way.
"I am such a weirdo that most girls don’t understand what I’m saying to them
Though some of the smart ones almost get it" hahaha! That's laughable...for whatever reason you don't respect woman, please don't think it that gives you the right to pretend you're superior. You're not and it's annoying.
You'll never experience love, if you see it in such light, but I'm too annoyed to care.
That being said, you write well.

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Andrew N. Farrens

11 Years Ago

Heya, I am truly sorry if I annoyed you; that was NOT my intention. I put this up here as an afterth.. read more
Mia

11 Years Ago

I can understand that this was a reaction and not a true reflection of you. Don’t be sorry…there.. read more
Still not my Flavor but, got through the write, some fish will bite just use a top water,

Posted 11 Years Ago


I read this and I'm left thinking "wow" haha.. Thats some very direct, no frills, tell it like it is writing, I like it x

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Andrew N. Farrens

11 Years Ago

Thanks......
マリー アン

11 Years Ago

Very welcome
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Haha, oh yeah?
The writing on this one is a bit wordy, you could prob drop some of it. I like the content and many of the word choices, I just think that it would be more powerful if pared down a little bit.

Who doesn't love an a*****e?
My old roommate used to laugh at me and say, "ahh, yeah, see, for some reason you are amused by a******s." that's it, I love a******s because they make me laugh and they make me guess and I can shake it off. I'm a dick myself. A really sweet and honest one, but... that's a secret!

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Andrew N. Farrens

11 Years Ago

Indeed.....
I love how bold you are, telling it how it is. Bravo!

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don't confuse love with sex. for others to love you,,,you must first love yourself. you are a talented writer.

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Andrew N. Farrens

11 Years Ago

I wasn't confusing sex with love; that is why my friends make fun of me and say I need "a piece of a.. read more
You are who you are, you don't hide it, you don't pretend or try to run from it. I guess that's something.

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