URINE FOR A SURPRISE!

URINE FOR A SURPRISE!

A Poem by angel


At night, while we are all asleep
Our household items come alive;
Without a sound--no, not a peep--
They gear up into overdrive.
The knives will all be cutting up,
(The spoons think they're so funny).
They laugh so loud that a teacup
Giggles and upsets the honey!
Who will get the blame, prithee?
I can but take a guess.
Mother will, of course, blame me
For this colossal mess.
I know all this to be the truth
Though skeptical you might well be;
No, I'm not saying I'm a sleuth.
I SAW them, going by to pee!

© 2018 angel


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an imaginative poem that gave me a laugh.
prithee i had to look than one up in the dictionary.... a great archaic word!

Posted 3 Days Ago


Well, that settles it, then. You're off the hook. Now to impress some discipline on those rowdy inanimate objects. (Especially, I'd give those laughing spoons the what for!)

Posted 7 Months Ago


angel

7 Months Ago

Ah, Sam...if only my mother had seen it your way. And yes, those spoons are the worst of the lot.
Very amusing. I enjoyed every moment. Wonderfully fun to read.

Posted 7 Months Ago


angel

7 Months Ago

Wouldn't surprise me if it were true, either. Thanks for commenting!
Lea Sheryn

7 Months Ago

You're welcome!
haha! this reminds me of the household items in Beauty and the Beast. Nice poem indeed (I think spoons are scary)

Posted 1 Year Ago


Nicely done angel, made me chuckle and simply enjoy. This clever little poem. Of what goes on after we sleep in our homes. wink.

Posted 1 Year Ago


angel

12 Months Ago

Yes, be very quiet when getting up to pee at nighy; you may catch them at God knows what!
Ha!!! wow this was a clever little dance. It is so effortless and the ending line and the title are quite good. Thanks for the laugh this morning, needed it!

Posted 1 Year Ago


angel

1 Year Ago

You are very welcome indeed, Crowley!
when ya write a treatise on the subject in question, ya just gotta get the word prithee in there somewhere, aint cha... a great little p*** take and poem all in one..... a nice one that is.. N

Posted 1 Year Ago


Neville

1 Year Ago

I thought Pistoff was a Russian chess player...
angel

1 Year Ago

That's me; posing as this old, crippled, wheelchair lady in Connecticut...ain't I clever?
Neville

1 Year Ago

wheel you neva did, you are ya rascal you...

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