Tips for Eliminating Writer's Block

advice from a fellow writer

1. Buy a gun

2. Shoot yourself

Author's Note

writing makes you crazy. don't do it.

Reviews

[W.k.kortas]

So, you're saying we can't steal a gun?

[Tree]

Made me smile. then wince. Then think... I like your style, Elle. Read the first Chapter of My Name is Jimmy, too. I think I'll come by for another read; character, and circumstance sucked me in. Very cool piece.

Diego.

[Elle Thompson]

Oh, thanks, glad you enjoyed it. always happy to make someone laugh.

[Relic]

The site needs someone to write about it so I'm not allowed.

[Jake Donald Stephens]

I was already crazy before I ever learned how to write or read. But I feel that my insanity is a special kind, and hopefully that shows in my work. For better or worse.

[Elle Thompson]

well really writing is only one of a number of things that can make you crazy
like school and hallucinagenic drugs

[Jake Donald Stephens]

I'll have you know I resemble that remark.

[Elle Thompson]

. . .
so you're just gonna' let me guess which one then?

[Jake Donald Stephens]

It's the damn squirrels. They keep pressuring me to do it. Laughing in their high pitched voices. I set traps but they're far too smart for that.

[Elle Thompson]

you know what you have to do
burn them, burn them all.

[Jake Donald Stephens]

I burned them, but now I'm kinda starting to have a conscience about it. Plus, they've begun to haunt me in my dreams at night. And one of them has grown really long and sharp fingernails, and he keeps slicing himself up with them and making me watch.

[Elle Thompson]

well, that is horrifying
you may need professional help. . . from an exterminator, to eradicate those demon squirrels.

[Alessander]

I thought it was going to read:

1. Buy booze.
2. Get sexually frustrated
3. Relive truama.
4. Throw up.

[Elle Thompson]

Well everyone's creative process is different