Quotes

The things people say that I never want to forget.

"It doesn't snow much in Seattle, just enough for the Hawaii Students to freak out and run outside." - Arts Institute of Seattle Counselor

"Dude, you guys, isn't it amazing that there's two big dippers?" - Robeell J.

"Instant water! Just add water!" - Tully O.

"Hey, look a paper! Lets s**t on it!" - Chriss K.

"You think Hawaii has bipolar weather, go to Klamith Falls. It's like 'Oh you don't like the weather? Wait 5 minutes.'" - Debrah O.

"Are you cereal, or is this a bowl of trix?" - Gigi R.

"I have a very small bladder, so I'm going to be crapping this out for the next 10 minutes." - Ian C

"When I first arrived to this country I didn't speak a word of English...I was 2 months old." - Awesome Air Port Check In Guy

"Happiness is a choice..so is boredom and laziness." - Jett B

"You need water. God didn't fill all the lakes with Pepsi." - Mrs.Mansfield

"There's a difference between Portuguese and Pordagee." - Deana R

"Do two nots make a right, or one really big knot?" Isaac R

"You should have seen me early today. It was pretty sad. I was sitting on the couch with  a shot gun and jar of peanut butter." - Tatiana C

"You can be whatever you want to be, so long as you fill out the Financial Aid form." - Nik C

"B*****s don't know about b*****s that don't know. That's why b*****s got facebook to interface with other b*****s." - Nik C

"Guys, I want to forget about it. I want it to be history, to be in my past. I want it to be behind me, just like he was!" - Ian C

"For years I had no idea I was a lesbian trapped in a mans body." - Eddie C

"In everyone is a beauty vacuum that must be filled by nature, or art. And home don't cut it." - Ann O

"Did you know that one time this man ate 200 watermelons, he ate the WHOLE thing, and then like 2 months later they looked in his stomach and a Christmas tree was growing in his stomach." -

"Like a shotgun, my butt holes got range." - Nik C

"Your dog licks my leg and you're the one getting angry at me for kicking it in the face?" - Tatiana C.

"I lost my voice. I don't know where I put it." - Tatiana C

"Yolo? Wrong mother f****r, you live everyday. You only die once (y.o.d.o)." - John

"I don't have two kids because I love children, I have two kids because I love sex." - Bell

"I'm black, not Kenyan." - Liz B

"Hmm, Dwayne Johnson sounds familiar. Anyways, you guy's know the Rock?" - Jordan C

"Absorb the nutrients through your pores. It's safer that way." - Ian C. 2/21/13

"Sometimes I like to buy broken chocolate because it's nice to feel wanted when you're broken." Tatiana C. 7/15/13

"A Re-Tardis. It's retarder in the inside." - Nik C. 3/25/13

"With out you you would be no one!" -Nik C. 5/18/13

Reviews

[Katerina C]

Indeed I do lol.

[GunMetal]

You know some clever people :D