Throwbacks

Throwbacks

A Poem by barleygirl
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check out Momzilla's nursery rhyme contest . . .

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Humpty Dumpty sat on some juevos
rockin’ a rumpus as only she knows
all over town incredulous peeps
roused to try their own lewd leaps.

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Once there were some rowdy little girls
strategically tattooed with twirling whorls
smack in the center of each cheek bottom
when summer unfurls, they’re flaunting pearls
but the bounciest jewels appear in autumn.

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Georgie Porgie snubbed the clergy
since rapture never leads to orgy
and when the nuns come out to play
they don black habits, not lingerie.

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I’m a big hotshot with a long wet spout
without quite stalking, I’m seekin’ you out
playing hard-to-get won’t tucker me out
I’m reelin’ you in like a slippery trout.

© 2019 barleygirl


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You are the most wicked writer and always have me rushing the landing! Do you lie in bed trying out your rhymes on the stars flitting your ceiling.. do they collapse onto your covers, trembling with giggles!!! Wonderful craziness, how anyone can rhyme 'girls' to 'whorls' and as for Georgie Porgie, surely no doubt, he's behaving himself when the nuns come out! xx

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Months Ago

I apologize for being so naughty & disgusting & sacrilegious! I don't know what comes over me . . . .. read more
Cherrie Palmer

2 Months Ago

Reminds me of girls late at night and getting to loud, your keeping the whole house awake.
O.. read more



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great modern cheeky throwbacks to yesteryear, quite a few writers seem to have got the bug, read loads of "cursery crimes" recently, can'y begin to pick a winner

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Months Ago

I don't enter contests becuz comparing art seems too subjective & meaningless to me, but I thought I.. read more
Oh my... very well done. Quite fun and feisty. Especially that last one.

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Months Ago

Thank you for appreciating my bawdy humor! *wink! wink!* Fondly, Margie
Shaking my head and laughing out loud. This is quite humorous, randy, and cute.

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Months Ago

I did write one romantic poem in the past year. But when push comes to shove, "randy" is my game! Th.. read more
If this isn't the funnest thing I have read in some time!!!! Your creativity and rhymes know no boundaries. You are definitely one of those people that make writing and more importantly reading a pure pleasure. I do think it would be fun to sit on that porch of yours and have some cocktails. Love ya Margie!!!

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Months Ago

For me, your review perfectly hits the spot. I find the world to be so dismal, all I wanna do is lau.. read more
So these are great fun Margie. Nursery rhymes always played an important part in my childhold, especially when it came to reciting in rhyme and remembering the strong rhythm. Good to try new things but I have never been one to enter any of the poetry competitions. Guess I am not that competitive. Good luck to anyone though who wants to try their hand at it.

Chris

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Months Ago

"Judging" poetry is so wildly subjective, I just can't believe in the process. I don't remember nurs.. read more

I dunno about contests.. there aint no contest.. you Margie AKA Barleygirl are bloomin incontestable .. so ya gonna win every time aint'cha (CERTS) fondly N :)

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Months Ago

I'm not entering any damn contests! I'm just generating some interest in the contest, that's all. I'.. read more
You are the most wicked writer and always have me rushing the landing! Do you lie in bed trying out your rhymes on the stars flitting your ceiling.. do they collapse onto your covers, trembling with giggles!!! Wonderful craziness, how anyone can rhyme 'girls' to 'whorls' and as for Georgie Porgie, surely no doubt, he's behaving himself when the nuns come out! xx

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Months Ago

I apologize for being so naughty & disgusting & sacrilegious! I don't know what comes over me . . . .. read more
Cherrie Palmer

2 Months Ago

Reminds me of girls late at night and getting to loud, your keeping the whole house awake.
O.. read more
I have to say, I enjoyed this a lot! :)
Fun read!

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Months Ago

Thanks so much for taking my nonsense in good fun. (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie
I had no Idea Humpty had balls... learn something new everyday:)
I have never been sure if I preferred pearls to sworls... LOL
Now Georgie and I do have a lot in common...
but the last one is by far my favorite teapot:)

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

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barleygirl

2 Months Ago

You're reading me wrong, my friend. Humpty is female! She's rockin' some juevos like I'd like to be .. read more

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