Dysfynction Junction

Dysfynction Junction

A Poem by barleygirl
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a proposition that cannot be resisted . . .

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Clear evidence you’re stone-cold crazy
but your nuts give me no compunction
a nose-pickin’ fool, but not a bit lazy
come join me at Dysfunction Junction.

If you’ll kindly tolerate my broccoli farts
I can overlook your overzealous unction
far as slapdash, we dish out equal parts
we’ll be a fine fit at Dysfunction Junction.

Years bouncing off so-called normal folk
will my heart ever find lifelong adjunction
romance spurts over my slap-cracked yolk
yowling the blues at Dysfunction Junction.

You’re losing it, let’s face the particulars
brainwaves behave with a pinball function
all your limbs done caught the perpendiculars
come thrive with me at Dysfunction Junction.

Sorry if I’m being an irresistible romantic
maybe I should slap you with an injunction
I take it you don’t feel one bit sycophantic
about being with me at Dysfunction Junction.

© 2019 barleygirl


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Dysfunction Junction. That's just where I've been for the past few weeks,but a certain guru, has indicated the correct path to follow. Thanks for that, Margie.
I still don't like broccoli, though, therefore retaliation is out of the question, so nuts to that.
Thanks for the laughs!!! (( Hugs)) Norm

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Months Ago

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You do so love to test those boundaries don't you?...Well if Bukowski could do it..why not all~..lol
broccoli WHAT?..a wonderful proposition whoever it may be for..I think I lived at "Dysfunction Junction" many years back...might never have left
...wild and witty. Thanks Margie~

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Months Ago

Thank you for stopping by to check out my sagging boundaries! *wink! wink!* My ridiculousness is my .. read more
Perdition

2 Months Ago

It's a good way to get out of that box..A pleasure and thanks as well. Now what's so funny 'bout pea.. read more
A trip down Dysfunction Junction with no compunction.
Sadly this is how it starts. Think they call it the broccoli syndrome. Some juice it so it becomes an instant hit straight into the veins. People have turned into vegetables overnight, some even mix it with sprouts which can be lethal if you don't get into the toilet before them. All in all, Dysfunction Junction with no compunction will kill your functions.

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1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Months Ago

This makes me smile for days! Love your clever riff (stealing my material) *wink! wink!* Fondly, Mar.. read more
Paul Bell

2 Months Ago

Had to do it, Margie. Dysfunction Junction rolls off the mouth perfectly.
Haha ... that was so fun and it made me think about how true love is not just a celebration of the others virtue but taking delight in their eccentricities too. Great work, Margie:)

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1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Months Ago

I just got a "train" DVD (no, not the artist, I mean the big choo-choo's!) and I spotted a sign mark.. read more
Pryde Foltz

2 Months Ago

I love traveling on trains. The most civilized form of transportation if you ask me. I wish Canada h.. read more
Hi Barley Girl: I love how you composed this wacky poem! Talking about dysfunction is like talking about “ apple pie” these days! It’s so prevalent, I see it in myself; how do you come up with these wacky well chosen words? I wish I could think of some more witty wacky creative words like yours! Great work! Fondly Betty

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1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Months Ago

I find myself wishing I could write serious deep multi-layered stuff like so many of these writers w.. read more
i'll take that "injunction" any day....i would be a sound tenant at Dysfunction Junction...
i've won a few of those "pinball" games...
and i am "yowling" at and with this poem...thank you.
j.

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Months Ago

I absolutely LOVE this! *smile* Fondly, Margie
Dysfunction Junction. That's just where I've been for the past few weeks,but a certain guru, has indicated the correct path to follow. Thanks for that, Margie.
I still don't like broccoli, though, therefore retaliation is out of the question, so nuts to that.
Thanks for the laughs!!! (( Hugs)) Norm

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Months Ago

Seeing you back here at the cafe is my most treasured Christmas gift . . . and one I wasn't even hop.. read more

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