Unaffected

Unaffected

A Poem by barleygirl
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I'm in a sassy mood & sass is what I'm dishin' . . .

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Go ahead and be an a*****e, I’m an armadillo
you bombastic buffoon stuck in an ego billow
your roarty-roar magnum is a pesky peccadillo
a backup boner stashed beneath your pillow.

You festering boil that got gangrene infected
pumping old school sleaze that’s disconnected
fool dyed-in-the-wool, you can’t be corrected
a natural coat of armor keeps me protected.

Go ahead and douse me like a fuming skunk
you can’t hide my verve flinging all your gunk
your roaring rhetoric is so simple to debunk
you can steal the spotlight but never my spunk.

Hidden in the hills, say, thirteen or fourteen
pervert like you might’ve been my morphine
save that pedestal for your next teen queen
cuz it’s high time for me to blow this scene.

© 2020 barleygirl


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Gee
Working in the 100% non pc world of construction I wonder as to the world that some folk live in when the use of "rude" word, profanity can cause so much upset. From the moment I leave the house I swear like a trooper, say all manner of things that would curl the hair of most folk, am a total potty mouth. This "act" is then switched off as my van parks outside as I arrive home.
Folk that know you properly would take no offence at what you write Margie, so I say carry on doing what you do in the way that you do it :))
Good morning

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

1 Month Ago

You hit on the exact thing that I was tortured about, after reading Relic's review. Part of the reas.. read more



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My vocabulary just increased tenfold!
Life happens, sass helps. Keep it coming!

Posted 3 Weeks Ago


You may want to crank the ballistic bombast up just a notch Bgirl...don't hold back...give 'em both barrels.

If I ever need a good put-down of a troll, can I call on you?

Got'em good.

Posted 4 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

4 Weeks Ago

Getting the word "bombast" from you, I will wear it like a badge of honor! *wink! wink!* Fondly, Mar.. read more
Ted Kniffen

4 Weeks Ago

Every now and then you turn it up.
Hiya! Yeah I read this... quiet perfect fit. Learn MC learn! haha...you're great. I'm kinda getting bored on here today. However this one is great!

Posted 4 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

4 Weeks Ago

Thank you for stopping by to check this out. I'm not always this mean! *wink! wink!* Fondly, Margie
Aurora(MC)~(POES|A)

4 Weeks Ago

nah! not at all mean.
Such a powerful piece you penned here with perfect rhyme and flow to boot. This one got me fired up!
Truly enjoy your work, Margie!

Lynda

Posted 4 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

4 Weeks Ago

Gee, I wonder why the trolls leave this old biddy alone? Just trying to give an example to the young.. read more
Ya know Margie you are one sassie dame, and I do like a bit of sass now and then, and here it's by the bucket load. Sometimes you just have to say it as it is ffs and hope that others agree. Here my dear you tell it as it is without lacey embellishment:)A festering boil that got gangrene infected. That is priceless and has got me laughing.

Chris

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

4 Weeks Ago

I often find myself feeling bad becuz I've gone a bit too far with whatever passion I might be on. I.. read more

I want you to be a permanent fixture on my side Margie whether it be a game of chess doubles, or world war three.. Oh' and keep sayin it as is FFS... plus, am giving ya full effin points becuz I'm in a sassy mood too don'tcha know (FRILLs) fondly... Neville

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

4 Weeks Ago

People are lucky I've been busy writing this book & haven't gotten to the long list of gripes in my .. read more
Neville

4 Weeks Ago

Pleasure always 👍
what a great way to call the a******s out, full of sass, indeed, a great rant and some fine rhyme, the last verse is a real f**k you, haha, ecxellent

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

1 Month Ago

You have been a HUGE inspiration to me, as far as wanting to emulate your powerful sassy way of slam.. read more
gram linski

1 Month Ago

haha, thanks Margie, I do remember saying you should have a rant now and again, but you've made it .. read more
barleygirl

1 Month Ago

a horny joy???????????????????? I hope you mean that like the horns that grow out of the devil's hea.. read more
Lol love the boil gangrene infested sentence the most so descriptive of my ex boss lol
I cringe when I Occas see her at shops of a weekend or just out maybe I’ll just think of her in this way like a gangrenous boil head and I can be the confident one

Posted 1 Month Ago


Julie McCarthy (juliespenhere)

1 Month Ago

Love your stuff by the way !
barleygirl

1 Month Ago

I howled out loud when you said "so descriptive of my ex-boss" -- no wonder you've changed so dramat.. read more
You go girl....tell him
how it is..you're
shootin' on all sixes
he should feel the
heated angst. after
this fiery worded rant

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

4 Weeks Ago

When I was young, I used to love to tell people off. Then after I finished, they would tell me I'm v.. read more

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