Winter Spank

Winter Spank

A Poem by barleygirl
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a challenge & he knows who he is . . .

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Up where winters are icy and dank
naughty boy is hankering for a spank
while rosining up my spanking plank
upon a bone-pale a*s I draw a blank.

His poetic efforts so paltry and tame
rhyming riffs are tongue-tied and lame
thinking he can compete in this game
he dares this riffer of legendary fame.

Up north in the land of poetic rookies
plumped up on a diet of chippy cookies
he claims to be getting so much nooky
but clearly his passion is playing hooky.

Don’t intend to squelch your manhood
everyone knows we can’t all be this good
life’s trail is littered with mealy deadwood
lame poets would riff royally if they could.

© 2020 barleygirl


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Riffing royally is not my game
Though, make no mistake, I am not ashamed
Free verse is my preference
I say with all due deference
But if this is a bit of a dare
A braver soul you'll find nowhere!
For I can riff with the best
If you insist on putting me to the test! LOL Actually, I started my poetry days with the ABAB rhyming scheme, but have changed through the years. This one made me smile, Margie. I hope it makes the target of your words smile as well. Lydi***

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Weeks Ago

I wouldn't have been so cocky, had I not been sure Dave Brown is one of the top rhymers & most proli.. read more



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hank-erring for the
spank, I thinks
thank you Margie
bank wank no.69

Posted 1 Week Ago


Man needs a spank with a plank till he's dank and blank.
Sometimes fame turns lame, a little tame at the end of the game.
Hooky rookies who eat to many cookies don't get nookie.
Lame poets who put their manhood in deadwood sure don't feel good.

Posted 1 Week Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

1 Week Ago

This reminds me of how sometimes more current musical artists will take some old classic performed i.. read more
Paul Bell

1 Week Ago

I'm plagering in rhyme, this is our rap song, 50 50 cut now.
barleygirl

1 Week Ago

You betcha! *smile*

Wish I was better at rhymin & duckin and divin Margie.. but alas alack I can't compete, I got two left hands and two write feet and anyway, apart from thankin, I can't think of owt else that rhymes with spankin… (STROKES) fondly :)

Posted 1 Week Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

1 Week Ago

You don't need to rhyme with spank becuz you are the master of coaxing every situation in your poems.. read more
Neville

1 Week Ago


You need a darn good thanking Margie.. so here goes (MERCI) fondly :)
barleygirl

1 Week Ago

Good one! *smile*
Bad Margie!!! No spanking the poets (unless of course they like it)... then well, nevermind! I jump back in my hole before I get spanked too:)

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

1 Week Ago

This is the funniest thing anyone has said about this poem! I love the part about not wanting to roc.. read more
An almost snake like appearance enthralls the wording, befitting, so the reader can really make nice! well done, good read.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

1 Week Ago

Thank you for appreciating my snaky snarky fun side! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie
When I think of spanking I think of wicked thoughts! lol Maybe because it seems all naked!

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

1 Week Ago

I think most people expected this poem to go in a different spanking direction! *wink! wink!* Maybe .. read more
But maybe he is potent driftwood. Let him come and go as he please, and thus you too, would.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


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barleygirl

2 Weeks Ago

This is done in jest, but I catch your drift (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie
dear Margie... high on a mountain would be the best place for a Romp... shaking hands is not forbidden and breathing is allowed... while living in style unencumbered by a crowd. You are a mischievous poet who knows how to rhyme and sprinkle with thyme. Enjoy the fresh Aire and naps on sunny 😎 slopes . gently, Pat

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Weeks Ago

Yes, I admit, I forget there's a pandemic, living up here where I see very few people anyway! I hope.. read more
Oh my, I thought I was about to read Cafe soft porn. Instead, I had a much needed laugh. Poor man must be blushing. Among all the alliteration and rhymes, buried in that hippie girl mind, are some naughty experiences that informed this poem. Is this where I wink? :)

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Weeks Ago

"hippie girl mind" . . . now I know what you really think! *wink! wink!* I can't say that spanking h.. read more
R.E. Ray

2 Weeks Ago

Winking back, Margie. This where I should hush. :)
Thanks for the cheery reply.
Ha ha. Ouch. I'm standing in line.Trying hard not to pine. Determined not to whine. My poetic skills decline. Now I'll soak it in brine. Thanks Miss Margie, that was real fine. Until the next time. With that cat o nine.
Happy slapping.
All

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

2 Weeks Ago

Thank you for a delightful rhyming riff to put a smile on my face (too early for me to rhyme!) Fondl.. read more

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