Abominable Limericks

Abominable Limericks

A Poem by barleygirl
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Dave Brown tripped my limerick switch . . .

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Deep in a leech-infested swatch
I stumbled on a spotted Sasquatch
spouting green slime
he croaked: it’s time
before busting a bite from my crotch.

A fierce female Yeti prowls Big Sur
her slop shanty is “Incense & Myrrh”
if you're down her way
along the coast highway
stop for bigfoot fricassee & reefer.

Here we got redwoods not hemlocks
our Sasquatch dons boxers, not socks
if my hip’s in a kink
he’ll pour me a drink
before he busts open his toolbox.

Wish I’d pursued a passing pongo
in deep woods fringing my mongo
with a backdrop sunset
an Abominable duet
blown away by the bulk of his bongo.

Just a poet with a limerick passion
an artform that’s way out of fashion
a glimpse of Sasquatch
is my chug of cheap scotch
possessed to pen a raunchy ration.

Link to Dave's limerick:

© 2021 barleygirl


Author's Note

barleygirl
It's impossible for me to read a limerick & not need to write some.

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two great words that you don't hear very often - abominable and sasquatch. where's bigfoot when you need him? my uncle from the back woods of maine used to call certain people sasquatch. you've certainly traced his footsteps with lots of innuendo. you know i'm partial to this format of write so what's not to like ... :)

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

3 Months Ago

Back when I had TV, I used to be amazed at how many programs there are with floundering dipshits cla.. read more



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Okay, I thought a spotted Sasquatch was something you caught off big Mary, because you never double bagged down south. Now I find out it's a female Yeti related to big Mary.
Never mind the cheap Scotch. Lim-rick needs the abominable hard stuff.

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

3 Months Ago

big Mary? a scourge? double-bagged? down-south? That's got all the makings for another bout of limer.. read more
There’s Yeti after a Barley girl scoop
And a Sasquatch that’s joined with the troop
They’re quickly arriving
All jumpin and jivin
Looking for more than a nincomepoop


Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

3 Months Ago

Nobody inflames my Sasquatch fever like reading you. I'm afraid if I read this review, I'll start sp.. read more
two great words that you don't hear very often - abominable and sasquatch. where's bigfoot when you need him? my uncle from the back woods of maine used to call certain people sasquatch. you've certainly traced his footsteps with lots of innuendo. you know i'm partial to this format of write so what's not to like ... :)

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

barleygirl

3 Months Ago

Back when I had TV, I used to be amazed at how many programs there are with floundering dipshits cla.. read more

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