Ya’ll ant gonna believe this, But

I was setting on the bank with,

my fishin pole in hand.

The sun was shinnin bright and warm,

and I was soakin up some tan.

I heard some thrashin in the water,

just over there behind a log.

I peeked over to see what it was,

and saw a snake that had a frog.

Now I know bass eat a lot of frogs,

and frogs make sure make good bait.

So I grabbed the snake behind its head,

and snatched the frog before it was ate.

Now the snake was a cotton mouth,

and had wrapped around my arm.

I knew if I were to let him go,

he’d take a bite, and do me harm.

So I grabbed my bottle of Tequila,

filled his mouth and made him drink.

He straightened up, then went dishrag limp,

and I throwed him down the bank.

I found another place went back to fishin,

I was settin between two logs.

When I felt something tap me on the toe,

It was the snake with two more frogs.

And that’s my story and I’m stickin to it.

P.N

Reviews

[billpmadscot]

Pardon the pun but didn't at all see the tail end coming, nice one, very clever and funneee

[Alan Nettleton]

Hee hee; Excellent, much applause, I find it difficult to write "funny" without it becoming X rated; enjoyed your poem.

[from the desk of]

Giggles, this is funny, can't really blame the snake tequila is tasty, be sure to bring him his own bottle next time:)

[Pumpkinspice]

Lol! We all need a couple of drinks now and again. I love your humor. Very good! Pumpkin:)

[P.N.]

Thank you DA for dropping by and your comment

[Sukriti Suki]

Very very funny...the end is classic! A nice flow to a lovely poem ( who hates tequila!!!)

[P.N.]

Thank you.

[Daytonight]

Rofl! This is hilarious! I really love the story you tell in this wonderfully woven poetry. Great rhyme and flow. Keep on penning.