Of don'ts and don'ts

If this doesn't make you grab that first aid manual, what will :P

Scared of accidents anall that(s) flesh an blood,

Well relax now! Let all those haters worry.

I just finished my first-aid course. So?

I’ll save ya! But first tell that bugger to revive me.

 

That day too, I conked out for only like a minute an a half,

And they had called the ambulance already.

They said he was bleeding too much.

Big deal! All Bleeding stops eventually.

Anyway, I can be handy in an ambulance too.

Coz siren’s useless and machine gun’s out of range

But I can puke and launch my lunch

On the jerk who refuses to give way.

 

A picture of modesty, that despite my vast knowledge,

I understand the importance of double checking

For which I always carry my manual,

To confirm later if I did the right thing

 

Well I don’t intend to take All this knowledge to my grave

So I’ll close with sharing a tip with ya-

When someone’s choking on food, punch him hard in the gut.

But remember to duck, the flying food can hit your eye.

 

Author's Note

I've been reading great deal on first-aid, this poem is a result of that ...
and oh! i did the cartoons myself :)
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Reviews

[emmajoy]

Fun, crazy, but please check both sanity and accuracy of both patient and prospective medic!

Gone, smiling but - concerned!!! :)

[ayosonolowo]

I really appreciate this piece
nice one

[beyondpen]

Thanks a lot :)

[Coyote Poetry]

A punch in the belly. May assist? A very interesting poem. I like the energy and strong description. You create some wild and good visions with your words. Thank you for sharing the entertaining poetry.
Coyote

[beyondpen]

Ya ya you may.. two punches are always better than one, three better than two and so on! :D But then you might wanna make sure that the victim does not die of suffocation instead :p
hehe... Thanks anyway for the interest shown :)

[Coyote Poetry]

I will ensure I don't choke when you are near by.

[beyondpen]

haha.. u better!

[Sami Khalil]

I felt I'm taking a first aid class( what not ) with this great subject and poem. You have said it and explained it marvelously...:)
Fun write...:)

[beyondpen]

Oh No! The poem talks about everything that Shouldn't be done :D

[Sami Khalil]

Yep. That is also what not to do which is part of that class...You are welcome...
Thank you for sharing...:)

[beyondpen]

Oh ya.. sorry .. i missed the What not you wrote in parenthesis :)
and thanks again :)

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome...Any time...:)