Occident in Accident

Occident in Accident

A Poem by Captain Goldpants

Occident had accident

Worse than I fear
Occident had accident
Really quite queer
Occident, bad accident
Pencil stuck in ear
 
Occident in accident
Could not decide
Occident in accident
Though he really tried
Accident to occident
He nearly died
 
Occident had accident
Nearly came to nought
Occident had accident
When pencil got caught
Occident had accident
Writing out a thought
 
Occident had accident
It hurt I’m told
Thought of
Occident in accident
Turns me cold
 
Occident in accident
How did it occur?
Occident in accident
Said it was a blur
Occident in accident
Didn’t see where pencil were
 
Accident to occident
Really quite severe
Occident in accident
Only half hear
Can you hardly blame him
Pencil in one ear?
 
Occident in accident
Never do it again
Occident had accident
Though thought did not wane
Occident in accident
Channels thought straight from 
his brain

© 2008 Captain Goldpants


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It's insane and I can relate. I think we both suffer from what I like to describe as a kind of wordplay Tourette's. I often find myself gibbering away like this, until people think I have some sort of nervous tick or something.

There's nothing so satisfying as two words that sound alike and this is a good laugh as well as something of a tongue twister. Pencils, eh? Hazardous bloody things!

Posted 16 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.




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Well, how silly was that? The repitition was a bit much until the two words for switched around, which was cool I might ad.

Posted 15 Years Ago


It's insane and I can relate. I think we both suffer from what I like to describe as a kind of wordplay Tourette's. I often find myself gibbering away like this, until people think I have some sort of nervous tick or something.

There's nothing so satisfying as two words that sound alike and this is a good laugh as well as something of a tongue twister. Pencils, eh? Hazardous bloody things!

Posted 16 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

A truly fun write. I can see someone else loves words and word play. I seem to start pieces everyday and only finish some of them. This one looks like play with some obscure words. I do that myself sometimes.
Thanks for sharing.
papaed

Posted 16 Years Ago


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No accident here. Your words achieve the desired affect. I think you should teach classes. Nonsensical poetry for the masses.

Posted 16 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

I've enjoyed my visit to your blog, I have enjoyed the honesty in which it has been written.. This includes your Bio.. Cattie

Posted 16 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.


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