Gangsta

Some Hip Hop lyrics about my experience in pooography

Im a Pooetry expert

I have expertise in poo

Whether your brothy or solid I have the answer for you

Back in world war poo hitler hated the jews

But in 2008 brian has mastered the art of dookie

I took a dump this morning that looked just like Pookie

Last night I splattered some oatmeal all over my chones

Kept the same boxers on and started playin some bones

I'm crazy like that some people call me loco

Took a dump on tuesday that resembled hot cocoa

Sometimes I fart and blame it on the dog

Other times I s**t my pants and show people my log

If I'm walking uphill or running a marathon

Doesnt stop me from pushing out king kong

Time for me to go Im feeling the crappy rumble

I s**t my pants playin football one time and made a mothafucka fumble

Im humble

My dumps will make you tremble

I smell so bad sometimes I think I deserve to win a medal

Im proud of my smell even know your gettin sick

If yall dont like my pooetry yall could suck my

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