The Half a dump man

Grim faced and heads in space

The half a dump man feels like a disgrace

 

Half way out and then suddenly gridlocked

All he wants to do is crap but for some reason its blocked

 

Another attempt to push out the stink nugs

Another failure and now laxitives he chugs

 

Waiting around for the second half of his brown snapper

He feels the butt burp and runs to the crapper

 

Bites his bottom lip and gives it hell

The half a dump man finally releases his disgusting smell