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This one goes out to all the lovers... of fast food!

 

Yea yea yea, I’ve heard it all before

Lemme get a fri w/ that shake as I

walk on out the door

Well excuse me for a second

I’d like to flip it around

Give you a lil’ sumtin sumtin

and here’s how it’s goin’ down...

 

Baby, baby please

You got me beggin on my knees

to feel your Big Mac Attack me...

Your 1.99 blows me outta my mind

Like Denny’s breakfast platter

and IHOP’s pancake batter

See,

I can’t ignore these feelings you be ignitin’

You got me illin’

like Greased Lightnin’

when I wanna be chillin’

while you bitin’

on my neck like ham hocks and black eyed peas

Come on baby... PLEASE!

You can Have it your way

just like the King of burgers used to say

Want me to massage your rump roast

or butter you like hot toast...ed english muffins?

Mikey D’s ain’t got nothin on my D’s

cause I am wild and wet

for you to to get

home to me...

Please baby, baby, please

Don’t forget to stop by Wendy’s

I wanna biggie size your chubby

like Bob’s Big Boy!

Oh Boy Oh Boy!

The Checker man himself used to say

"do the twist" when you make my banana fudge sundae

I love it when you make

it like a oreo cream pie mudslide

chocolate milkshakes and strawberry shortcakes

That’s the way... uh huh, uh huh, I like it...

Come on do it for me

I’ll push it like that Salt N Pepa ish

if you’ll rub me down w/ some horseradish

Arby’s and Popeyes got the best chicken

But baby, you are KFC, finger lickin...

Mmm Mmm good... like Cambell’s soup

Oh the possibilities

Of you and me

Sliding a bun in the oven

No need to use an "oven mit"

I’m clean like Hardee’s french fry grease

On any given Tuesday

I’ll be at Friday’s

Dancing on the bar

And if you pick me up in your Cadillac motorcar

We won’t get too far

before I let you taste creamy dill sauce

Yea, you know that’s right... Baby, you are BOSS!

So come on... forget about ya life’s hassle

from your ballin tassles blue

and let me upgrade your White Castle Boo!

 

© 2008