Eminem's Rap Song

Eminem's Rap Song

A Poem by casablancavic
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Dedicated to Katherine McNeil - who thinks that Eminem is somehow a "rap god" or something.

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Hey world, I'm an angry man

And I come from Detroit in America

I hate the world and everything in it

I wanna kill everyone because the world is s**t

 

I'm represent-in my turf and I'm gonna say it

All on an album because that's what I'm saying

If you don't like my rap, well you can go suck it

Cause I'm Eminem and you can go f**k it

 

Sometimes I wanna kill my whole family

Except my daughter who is my everything

But I hate my momma and I don't know my dad

Life's really s**t and I'm always mad

 

`I'm borderline schizo and almost insane
I call myself after candy, cause I can't spell my name

Where is my guns and where is my ammo

So I can blast away everyone out on the road

 

That's what I'm saying, this is my rap

Old people hate me cause they think my music is crap

Black boys despise me cause they think I'm a copy

Of every other rapper that has a real melody.


I sang songs with Elton and jammed with Rihanna

2 hit songs and did it all without Madonna

I didn't need Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus

Forget about Bryan Adams, Bon Jovi or the Fat Boys

I left Detroit because I hate 8 mile

There's nothing worth looking at that can make me smile

I went to LA to make raps and make it

Big in the city where we all learn to fake it

 

All my songs are about anger and hatred

Resentment and murder and eating bacon

Well bacon isn't really one of the raps

But I needed a word to rhyme with that crap

 

Sometimes I just throw in random odd words

To fill up the space between all my blurbs

If I was a genius rapper that I think I am

I would rap like Dr. Seuss and Green Eggs and Ham


Now I sit here and I wonder about what the fox says

And I know the fox doesn't say a damn thing

All of those noises that people think the fox makes

Are only imaginative, and they are all fake

 

The fox don't say nothing and I know that for sure

Cause I'm Enimem and I have the floor

I'm on the mic and I'm down with the flow

So drop the beat and watch the fox go

What does the fox say? Hell I don't know

Let's ask Rihanna or maybe ask a well certified doctor

Ok...Doctor Dre - what is the answer

What does the fox say and does it make a sound

 

That's the word on the street and the s**t's going down

The homies be asking this to me everyday

Yo Eminem...what does the fox say?

 

The fox, the fox, the fox you say

Well as far as I know, he don't say a thang

The fox just stands there and runs through the brush

Hunting for food for his breakfast and lunch

 

My raps almost over and I just want to state

To Kathy McNeil...my rap is first rate

It was written by Victor who is a wordsmith and a damn awesome writer

But if it was written by me, it sure would be tighter

 

Eminem out.

Word....

© 2018 casablancavic


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Damn... this was goodish, I suppose... I'll give it a grand total of five... which comes out to about six points here at the cafe... if it had been the real slim shady I would've given it more... if it had been clever I would've riddled it with points galore...


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Damn... this was goodish, I suppose... I'll give it a grand total of five... which comes out to about six points here at the cafe... if it had been the real slim shady I would've given it more... if it had been clever I would've riddled it with points galore...


Peace

Posted 1 Year Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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