Toaster Bed

Toaster Bed

A Poem by Marie Harrison

A fantasy that I always have, a bed that's an alarm clock.



Toaster Bed

I’d like to buy a toaster bed,

of the boldest red.



it would heat me up toasty hot

and butter my backside,

before projecting me out

of the bed and into the shower,

at a designated hour

each morning.


Where shall I place my order?


Or Neiman’s?




© 2010 Marie Harrison

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Loved it... Very amusing

Posted 9 Years Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This is funny, but nice!! Little things in life do matter... we sometimes overlook them.. most poems are serious and gloomy, I really enjoyed this

Posted 9 Years Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

I liked how cheerful it seemed. If I had a bed like that though I would probably have a hard time getting up. Loved it. Well written. Nice message. Cool imagery.

Posted 9 Years Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Very absurd, very amusing.

Posted 9 Years Ago

Cute! I couldnt figure out if there was a rhythm to it though, but i loved the rhymes!

Posted 9 Years Ago

Oh my I liked this it made me laugh.

Posted 9 Years Ago

This made me... LOL xD

Posted 9 Years Ago

Haha, now I want a toaster bed. This is something that needs to be invented.

Posted 9 Years Ago

Hmm, I get what the poem means. I'm not one for poems with this kind of meaning to it. Still it was as others said laughable, which was probably why you wrote it, or at least I hope it was. A nicely done poem, well done.

Posted 9 Years Ago

I liked it. The simple language, the topic, and even the rythm all make the poem sound juvenile, but also creative. Good job.

Posted 9 Years Ago

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Added on June 7, 2010
Last Updated on June 19, 2010
Tags: Humor


Marie Harrison
Marie Harrison

Atlanta, GA

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