Beer

Had a raging hangover today and decided to take some inspiration from my pain.

Beer is such a backstabber.

Your night with her starts out

innocent enough.

She seems cool, a lot of fun, introduces

you to everyone. She doesn’t mind

if you try to get with other girls. In fact,

she helps hook you up.

You and Beer really hit it off.

But Beer’s problem

is that the morning after

she just won’t leave. She turns into a total

b***h. She nags you

until your head's about to explode. Sometimes

she stays all day,

like you don’t have anything better to do.

You decide

that you and Beer are finished. You’re

breaking it off.

But you always end up coming back to Beer,

and she always takes you back because

she is pretty amazing,

isn’t she?

 

Reviews

[fallendemonofmercy]

she is brilliant for taking you to oblivion and not for too much away from that.
she will rock you into the depths of a pool, and endless drunkin waves crash over you
and then you cannot think any more
she is amazing isn't she? the drink

[Ashley Parrott]

Haha, This made me laugh. Very very clever...and true! Thanks for putting this up.