b.i.t.c.h. (bad idea to cross her) [original version]

i wrote this for a friend of mine to sing when she was starting her band. they were gonna be called queen regina and the royal court

bad idea to cross her, can't overrule or boss her, bad idea to cross her rule

kneel and kiss the ring, before she starts to sing, bad idea to cross her, fool

 

did someone take my place in the spotlight stage?

if they step aside, i'll calm my hot white rage

the microphone belongs to she with the finest sound

i'll prove it once again then let you shine my crown

 

bad idea to cross me, that mistake can be costly, bad idea to cross my schemes

you must have irrefutable reasons for your unsuitable treason, bad idea to cross my dreams

 

did someone take my spot in the tabloid page?

apologize to soothe my mad roid rage

to be the best, you've got to topple the best

allow me to clean up this doppelganger mess

 

bad idea to cross us, don't be so obnoxious, bad idea to cross our style

if you have imperfections, don't head in this direction, bad idea to cross us, child

 

if my will be done

this night will be fun

you might thrill me, son

if i still need some

 

if you understand

it's not your demands

but my firm commands

then we can sure be grand

 

we'll sail so smoothly if

you'll just obey my law

a small price to pay for gifts

of my glory and awe

 

bad idea to cross her, you deign to accost her? bad idea to cross her charms

her venue is the throne, servitude must be shown, bad idea to cross her heart

 

don't refuse her offer, deny leave or drop her, bad idea to cross her scene

no room in the royal court for any disloyal sort for the once and future boss queen