Theodore and Arden: A Punky Bisexual Chronicle

true story written in the persona of my ex girlfriend from before we were dating.

There’s a joke about us homos,

That our relationships move

Rather quickly.

That our children are named

On the first date.

 

And I guess maybe it’s true

Because I’m lonely and she’s pretty.

 

We’ve never met,

But our unborn (adopted) children

Are named

Theodore and Arden.