Yes, I Will Stalk The Hell Out of You

I love you Octane!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I’ll be glad to stalk you.

I’ve got some time off.

You’ll know when I’m here.

I’ll be sure to cough.

But the dark will conceal me.

You’ll feel but won’t see.

This game is the s**t,

And I’m sure you’ll agree.

Trust me, you are loved,

Just from afar.

You can’t locate me,

But I know where you are.

When you sleep I stay with you

Until the wee hours.

And you are admired when you

Go to shower.

I have an alter with your picture.

It’s where I go pray.

I cut myself when I miss you.

What can I say?

I think you show off for me,

But I can’t be sure.

If that’s the case,

I’d like to see more.

I stole a pair of your panties.

The soiled ones have a scent.

I get high when I sniff them,

And then I’m content.

I sent you black roses with

Nice greeting cards.

I wish I could meet you in

The nearest graveyard.

You’ve become my profession

And my obsession.

You’re my stress buster and escape

From suppression.

 

 

Author's Note

This is a response to Octane143's poem "Please Stalk Me," or whatever the hell it's called. I'm still a bit tipsy.

Reviews

[octane143]

WOOOOOOHOOOOO!!!! My very own stalker!
but hey...you weren't supposed to upstage me! You have all the traits I wanted in my stalker! You are hired! Well my ego has definately been boosted and I'll be showing off just in case your around the corner!

Very well done, fantastic work, but seriously...yours wasn't supposed to be better than mine..I may have to cut you off!

[Mercury Mirrors]

:D lol tipsy writing. Honestly i think the booze was great inspiration this might b my #1 of ur poems. This is hilarious it reminds me of The Stalker - ICP.

" i think that this hoe likes me "
" ye she told u to f**k off with such class! "
" I think that this hoe likes me "
" Yeah go on and get dat a*s! "

rofl!

[Pinky]

Its kinda romantic in a morbid way... i liked it... and on the other hand its kinda creepy! Nice write!

[John Stussy]

Wow, the way stalkers think is crazy haha. Creepily written, ended up looking over my shoulder once or twice. I think I ought to read the one this responded to, should be interesting. I'd say this was definitely post-worthy, glad you got one out man.