By Gar It's A Flame War

I couldn't resist

It's a good old fashion flame war
Like professional wrestling
With all the bombastic posturing
and c**k waving gesturing

We got our team corners covered
Watchdog Emily and jkhatz
Mr Dunne Nana and Tate Morgan
Lets see who wears the pants

Tate has all his defenses covered
Blocking was his thing
he had a brawler in his corner
When Nana got in the ring

She hurled rants at the opposition
Knocking back their heads
Watchdog mounted a counterattack
Sock puppet's what he said

His evidence was quite impressive
Whatever the f**k it meant
He really wanted to get at Morgan
On that he was hell bent

Then he posted an ultimatum
Calling Tate Morgan out
The blocking bully of the WC
With his big shot writer clout

Old Mr Morgan he didn't respond
So watchdog made a threat
Frisking his work for plagiarism
He'd get blocking bully yet

So after that crap went nowhere
They jumped on Mr Dunne
The rapper poet from jolly England
Could this spell his doom

They got nothing on elusive Dunne
Flame wars are his thing
Huge rap battles are his tradition
He's got fight to bring

For those of us keeping our distance
Some are upset I'm not
Flame wars are a writing tradition
Whether we like it or not.

Perhaps they're silly and juvenile
It's all part of the fun
They never amount to anything
Just mouths that like to run

It's a good old fashion comedy
just like the days of yore
So you know our flame war players
will be back for their encore

Author's Note

I hoped you enjoyed this poem. Thank you

Reviews

[Vikrantsingh]

Its far beyond my imagination, You pick any topic and start shaping it to an art which we always admire.
Ricochet you are wonderful with your work and your way of presentation.

Loved it :)
Vikrantsingh Parmar

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Vik

[Vikrantsingh]

You're welcome :)