Down at the Zombie Hop

I had to do SOMETHING on zombies. They're as American as apple pie and I'm a Goddamn Patriot.

Cruised on down to the zombie hop
They didn't dance they didn't bop
Crowd all covered in zombie snot
Dead girl action at the zombie hop

Dracula checking ID's undead
Guillotines flying past my head
Ax man chopping up a dead coed
Swinging entrails splattering red

Zombie p***y all over the place
Hanging up game in a dead airspace
Zombie hooker leather and lace
Little miss chainsaw ripped up face

Zombie Arab drools on the ground
Feeling up dead virgins he found
Dead Jew babies crawling around
Chewing dead Nazis like hell hounds

Head on up to the Zombie bar
Shrunken head in an old fruit jar
Zombie smoking a cheap cigar
Rotting singer on a dead Sitar

Zombie party Formaldehyde
Drinking a brain drain homicide
Sucking down Gin and black sulfide
Rot gut whiskey and bleach chloride

Corpses grinding on a dead dance floor
Slow Zombie dance make out Galore
Third Reich f**s and dead Jew w****s
licking each others spores and sores

Zombie Hitler dancing in drag
Out on the floor out on the rag
Zombie stripper in a Nazi flag
Dancing carcass succubus hag

Out on the floor out on the street
Six foot under in lead concrete
Communist Zombies catch a beat
Red army Zombie brains to eat

Author's Note

Zombies. uuuuuuuuuugh.

Reviews

[dw817]

Can't be any worse than an MHMR party I attended last year.
Never could understand how they could whorf all those brains and still be as intelligent as a wet turnip. Hmmm ... :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Must be poor blood supply to the head.

[dw817]

Well now there's Vampires too. How do they figure ? They need to drink blood all the time and unless they're peeing it out all the time, where's it all going ?

Werewolves are supposed to become big and hairy at night, is it a cyclic shedding they do after they change back ? And how come their undies never pop off when they get bigger ?

Frankenstein runs on electricity, would hate to see him enter a kiddie pool at a party.

The Mummy is supposed to be a long-dead spirit wrapped in bandages. I dunno about you but I don't think I could breeze with all that paper on so I'd take it off when I'm out visiting friends and at night keep a few rolls of TP handy.

The Hunchback is always chosen to be an assistant to a mad scientist. That's pure discrimination right there !

So you tell me, do they consider all these elements when they make these monsters ?

[ANTO]

Its Thriller in poem form only better. Very witty BR. Good one.

[Rita L. Sev]

Ha! Glad the Zombies could get out and party! Some really bizarre and hilarious images here - well done!

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Rita

[Jack...]

I can certainly say you never disappoint me. You do have your own unique style and it is fun to read your stuff. Good one my friend. It takes a pretty good brain to think this stuff up...Mmm, a good brain...I am hungry.

[Baby Ricochet]

lol. Thank you Jack

[Emerald Seas]

What a hoot! Funny :)
I'm not a big zombie fan... I mean it's the same theme over and over. I did start watching The Walking Dead, but I think that's getting a little stale. To each their own.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Serah

[Peter H]

Zombie p***y all over the place
Hanging up game in a dead airspace
Zombie hooker leather and lace
Little miss chainsaw ripped up face

i have to say i like these lines the most , what i like most about your poetry is how fun they are to read , i find them very humorous but the humor is filled with so much thought and flow :) you are a great writer BR

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Peter

[s y e]

Haha, you're imagery was superb! Made me laugh, well done, BR!

~ Noodle

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Noodle

[Roopal]

"Little miss chainsaw ripped up face" hehehe.. btw, I see the deeper meaning to it.

"Communist Zombies catch a beat
Red army Zombie brains to eat"

This piece attacks the society casually and by making fun yet strongly. I like the rhyming scheme. also the way the bar, the streets have been described is amazing. Keep writing pieces like this one. Thanks for sharing. Good luck.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Roopal

[Tate Morgan]

Lol that has to be the funniest thing ive seen in a while

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Tate

[Mark]

Just when i think no one can beat a dead zombie anymore.... LOL good work, fresh corpses and sex. mmm...

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Mark