Down at the Zombie Hop

Down at the Zombie Hop

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
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I had to do SOMETHING on zombies. They're as American as apple pie and I'm a Goddamn Patriot.

"


Cruised on down to the zombie hop
They didn't dance they didn't bop
Crowd all covered in zombie snot
Dead girl action at the zombie hop

Dracula checking ID's undead
Guillotines flying past my head
Ax man chopping up a dead coed
Swinging entrails splattering red

Zombie p***y all over the place
Hanging up game in a dead airspace
Zombie hooker leather and lace
Little miss chainsaw ripped up face

Zombie Arab drools on the ground
Feeling up dead virgins he found
Dead Jew babies crawling around
Chewing dead Nazis like hell hounds

Head on up to the Zombie bar
Shrunken head in an old fruit jar
Zombie smoking a cheap cigar
Rotting singer on a dead Sitar

Zombie party Formaldehyde
Drinking a brain drain homicide
Sucking down Gin and black sulfide
Rot gut whiskey and bleach chloride

Corpses grinding on a dead dance floor
Slow Zombie dance make out Galore
Third Reich f**s and dead Jew w****s
licking each others spores and sores

Zombie Hitler dancing in drag
Out on the floor out on the rag
Zombie stripper in a Nazi flag
Dancing carcass succubus hag

Out on the floor out on the street
Six foot under in lead concrete
Communist Zombies catch a beat
Red army Zombie brains to eat





© 2013 Baby Ricochet


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Author's Note

Baby Ricochet
Zombies. uuuuuuuuuugh.

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Not really in Zombies, but this was pretty hilarious, zombie p***y, really? ;-P

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

I'm not either but Lexus is crazy for The Walking Dead so I've seen the show more times than I would.. read more
Definitely an interesting read. Good write.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you ISH
I could literally see all of these characters doing the actions you described, and I honestly gagged a little bit. Morbid and disgusting, but also brilliantly crafted with vivid imagery and outstanding rhymes. I especially loved this stanza here:

Zombie Arab drools on the ground
Feeling up dead virgins he found
Dead Jew babies crawling around
Chewing dead Nazis like hell hounds

Great work, Mark!

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Will
They did the mash.....
Haha an interesting one, Ricochet

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Dog
perfect zombie hop-electric Frankenstein would be proud
Pen On!!!

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Soul
Dr. Sues meets war veteran zombie monster mash. A truly disturbing poem on so many levels, but fun and interesting just the same. Not sure how Jews and Arabs would feel. Risky, risky.

Lady Ra

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Lady RA
You certainly paint a pretty picture.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

thank you marie
of course, you do realize that as soon as i started reading this.... Oingo Boingo's "dead man's party" was pounding in my head! this is super cool and fun to read!

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Quinfinn. I know that song
A creepily eerie write. I like it. The imagery was very vivid and odd, although, I suppose that would be considered as normal if one was a zombie.
Wonderful writing

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Blues

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