Down at the Zombie Hop

Down at the Zombie Hop

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
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I had to do SOMETHING on zombies. They're as American as apple pie and I'm a Goddamn Patriot.

"


Cruised on down to the zombie hop
They didn't dance they didn't bop
Crowd all covered in zombie snot
Dead girl action at the zombie hop

Dracula checking ID's undead
Guillotines flying past my head
Ax man chopping up a dead coed
Swinging entrails splattering red

Zombie p***y all over the place
Hanging up game in a dead airspace
Zombie hooker leather and lace
Little miss chainsaw ripped up face

Zombie Arab drools on the ground
Feeling up dead virgins he found
Dead Jew babies crawling around
Chewing dead Nazis like hell hounds

Head on up to the Zombie bar
Shrunken head in an old fruit jar
Zombie smoking a cheap cigar
Rotting singer on a dead Sitar

Zombie party Formaldehyde
Drinking a brain drain homicide
Sucking down Gin and black sulfide
Rot gut whiskey and bleach chloride

Corpses grinding on a dead dance floor
Slow Zombie dance make out Galore
Third Reich f**s and dead Jew w****s
licking each others spores and sores

Zombie Hitler dancing in drag
Out on the floor out on the rag
Zombie stripper in a Nazi flag
Dancing carcass succubus hag

Out on the floor out on the street
Six foot under in lead concrete
Communist Zombies catch a beat
Red army Zombie brains to eat





© 2013 Baby Ricochet


Author's Note

Baby Ricochet
Zombies. uuuuuuuuuugh.

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Can't be any worse than an MHMR party I attended last year.
Never could understand how they could whorf all those brains and still be as intelligent as a wet turnip. Hmmm ... :)


Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Must be poor blood supply to the head.
dw817

7 Years Ago

Well now there's Vampires too. How do they figure ? They need to drink blood all the time and unless.. read more
Its Thriller in poem form only better. Very witty BR. Good one.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Ha! Glad the Zombies could get out and party! Some really bizarre and hilarious images here - well done!

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

thank you Rita
I can certainly say you never disappoint me. You do have your own unique style and it is fun to read your stuff. Good one my friend. It takes a pretty good brain to think this stuff up...Mmm, a good brain...I am hungry.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

lol. Thank you Jack
What a hoot! Funny :)
I'm not a big zombie fan... I mean it's the same theme over and over. I did start watching The Walking Dead, but I think that's getting a little stale. To each their own.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Serah
Zombie p***y all over the place
Hanging up game in a dead airspace
Zombie hooker leather and lace
Little miss chainsaw ripped up face

i have to say i like these lines the most , what i like most about your poetry is how fun they are to read , i find them very humorous but the humor is filled with so much thought and flow :) you are a great writer BR

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Peter
Haha, you're imagery was superb! Made me laugh, well done, BR!

~ Noodle

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Noodle
"Little miss chainsaw ripped up face" hehehe.. btw, I see the deeper meaning to it.

"Communist Zombies catch a beat
Red army Zombie brains to eat"

This piece attacks the society casually and by making fun yet strongly. I like the rhyming scheme. also the way the bar, the streets have been described is amazing. Keep writing pieces like this one. Thanks for sharing. Good luck.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Roopal
Lol that has to be the funniest thing ive seen in a while

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Tate
Just when i think no one can beat a dead zombie anymore.... LOL good work, fresh corpses and sex. mmm...

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Mark

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