Down at the Zombie Hop

Down at the Zombie Hop

A Poem by Baby Ricochet

I had to do SOMETHING on zombies. They're as American as apple pie and I'm a Goddamn Patriot.


Cruised on down to the zombie hop
They didn't dance they didn't bop
Crowd all covered in zombie snot
Dead girl action at the zombie hop

Dracula checking ID's undead
Guillotines flying past my head
Ax man chopping up a dead coed
Swinging entrails splattering red

Zombie p***y all over the place
Hanging up game in a dead airspace
Zombie hooker leather and lace
Little miss chainsaw ripped up face

Zombie Arab drools on the ground
Feeling up dead virgins he found
Dead Jew babies crawling around
Chewing dead Nazis like hell hounds

Head on up to the Zombie bar
Shrunken head in an old fruit jar
Zombie smoking a cheap cigar
Rotting singer on a dead Sitar

Zombie party Formaldehyde
Drinking a brain drain homicide
Sucking down Gin and black sulfide
Rot gut whiskey and bleach chloride

Corpses grinding on a dead dance floor
Slow Zombie dance make out Galore
Third Reich f**s and dead Jew w****s
licking each others spores and sores

Zombie Hitler dancing in drag
Out on the floor out on the rag
Zombie stripper in a Nazi flag
Dancing carcass succubus hag

Out on the floor out on the street
Six foot under in lead concrete
Communist Zombies catch a beat
Red army Zombie brains to eat

© 2013 Baby Ricochet

Author's Note

Baby Ricochet
Zombies. uuuuuuuuuugh.

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Ha! This is brilliant. Almost makes me excited for this "new" zombie apocalypse. Great job :)

Posted 7 Years Ago

Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you QC
i have a friend who will be on the side of the zombies, no doubt about it

Posted 7 Years Ago

Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Of course. Zombies are antiheroes these days. Oh give me the days when Zombies just moaned and ate b.. read more
Emily B

7 Years Ago

they must be starving lately
No group is safe from the Zombie hoard. I just watched Sean of the Dead a few weeks ago and loved it. Your meter and imagery is grotesque and I mean that as the highest of compliments.

Posted 7 Years Ago

Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Blue.

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Baby Ricochet
Baby Ricochet

Tampa, FL

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