Steak Burrito

Steak Burrito

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
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For some yucks

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    Some folks go for Champagne
       and their fancy meat pies
        French cuisine cooking
       as their taste buds advise

         Two all beef patties
           Some fish on a roll
           White rice Sashimi
          In a fancy fish bowl

            As for my palate
           I'm easy to please
         just slip on my shoes
         and grab me my keys

           All I ever wanted 
        was a drive up window
         Got A five dollar bill
          for a steak burrito

           I'm not so picky
         as long as it moos
        I'm a big meat eater
       In black leather shoes

     I loves me some protein
        That's what I needa
     Taco Bell's on the corner
         So kiss my a*s PETA

        Cows are for eating
          Vegetarians suck
      Get some Vegan p***y
cause her boyfriend's a schmuck

         Take her to Wendys
            Order the triple
           with extra bacon
        cheese and fat gristle

          This is good baby
       I want you to eat it
         Moo like a heifer
       No you can't beat it

         Meat is for eating
        A*s is for pounding
        Another lame poem
         Ain't I astounding





© 2013 Baby Ricochet


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every thing you write is awesome, I love the last stanza, lol

Posted 6 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

6 Years Ago

lol! Thank you
funny ending, I just gave up Beef not so long ago, still love chicken, good one Ric.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Rene
Always a good chuckle from your poems, the picture was rather upsetting though, poor pup. Still enjoyed.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

thank you R&B
Yet another one that has made me laugh. I think you are going to keep me coming back just to laugh at what you've written for the week.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you..........
That last stanza made me laugh out loud...yes, baby...you truly are. I haven't been to Taco Bell in over five years, mostly because there was no such beast where I lived in Alaska, but there's one just up on Navy Blvd, around the corner from me, and I don't know...it just never occurs to me to stop by...I used to love it when I lived in Seattle...I may need to make a taco run ;-) Thanks for the funny write, and thanks, in advance, for the humongous a*s I am sure to develop as a result of making that taco run ;-p

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Lol! Thank you for reading Kimmer. I appreciate it.
KAOlmsted

7 Years Ago

You know it's my pleasure, Baby...(p.s. we had Chinese tonight...got anything funny about the buffet.. read more
Masterful! It is not a lame poem it is imaginative. Very few people can pull this off. I have a favorite part:

Cows are for eating
Vegetarians suck
Get some Vegan p***y
cause her boyfriend's a schmuck


That said it all!

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

I think I did
That last stanza is a poem all on its own.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you for stopping by J
I don't think you need any encouragement, But like buying a Harley,New Boots, Feeding a horse, I am becoming a "Economic" Vegetarian,I can afford Pinto's, the beans not the horse. The protein in a bean is not complete till you hook it up with a starch my choice is rice or potatoes, and they are cheep too and add a young doe away we go.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you for stopping by ivon
I thought I might try the vegan way
Cuz it might make me thinner
To heck with that, is what I say
BEEF...it's what's for dinner!!!

I love it, Baby...but why the puppy in the tortilla????

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

It's a funny picture. Thanks for stopping by Angel
Finally someone who eats food the way I do! Awesome!

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

They're good aren't they
Nia Hope

7 Years Ago

Omg yes, but then again I like anything with beef :)

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Baby Ricochet

Tampa, FL



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