Steak Burrito

Steak Burrito

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
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For some yucks

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    Some folks go for Champagne
       and their fancy meat pies
        French cuisine cooking
       as their taste buds advise

         Two all beef patties
           Some fish on a roll
           White rice Sashimi
          In a fancy fish bowl

            As for my palate
           I'm easy to please
         just slip on my shoes
         and grab me my keys

           All I ever wanted 
        was a drive up window
         Got A five dollar bill
          for a steak burrito

           I'm not so picky
         as long as it moos
        I'm a big meat eater
       In black leather shoes

     I loves me some protein
        That's what I needa
     Taco Bell's on the corner
         So kiss my a*s PETA

        Cows are for eating
          Vegetarians suck
      Get some Vegan p***y
cause her boyfriend's a schmuck

         Take her to Wendys
            Order the triple
           with extra bacon
        cheese and fat gristle

          This is good baby
       I want you to eat it
         Moo like a heifer
       No you can't beat it

         Meat is for eating
        A*s is for pounding
        Another lame poem
         Ain't I astounding





© 2013 Baby Ricochet


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Simply - yes you are! An instant favourtie for me!

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Thomas
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I LOVED this!

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Annabelle
Burritos...Mexican food (not so crazy for Taco Bell)...Oh, Japan! You just don't get Mexican food.

This is pretty funny, BR! I now have a craving for food that is not really available where I live. lol

A suggestion: In stanza six, 'PITA' should be replaced with the organization's acronym, 'PETA' (People Eating Tasty Animals--or whatever it really means).

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Oh that's right. Thanks. I'll change it
D.E. Ball

10 Years Ago

You're welcome!
I have to admit - I am a carnivorous beast myself. If it had eyes - it may be on the menu. A funny little bit! Nicely done.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Tl
Indeed you are astounding, Baby.everything else aside, very few things are better than a steak burrito.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

LOL! That's for sure
Funny my friend. "Where's the Beef?"

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you jack
YOU never cease to amaze me... Hilarious and always in your face!
Yes, you are astounding Baby! There is something intriguing and shocking about your blunt writes...let's just say "crass" is baaaaaack!...(and I'm not talking about a*s crack, either) ;P

P.S. I could have been a vegetarian... but my dad kept grilling his bad a*s Tenderloin Steaks! (so that thought went down the drain) lol

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Robbie
ha, another welldone poem ! (I like mine medium rare)



Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you mark
Yes. Quite astounding! :)
Whats life without a fat juicy steak!
Veggies bore! Eat too much vegetable and you'll become one too. :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

thank you Divya
Oh man the king of polital incorrectness! Love it when you just blurt out what's on ya mind. Reminds me of a tall Texan that went with us to an excutive dinner at the toffy "Hare & Hounds" restaurant in Hobart. The waiter with top hat, tails and an upper crust English accent asked how he wanted his steak, he replied with a southern draaawl: "Shave its horns & wipe its a*s!"

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

thank you keith
Marie

10 Years Ago

I love that!

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Baby Ricochet
Baby Ricochet

Tampa, FL



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