Steak Burrito

For some yucks

    Some folks go for Champagne
       and their fancy meat pies
        French cuisine cooking
       as their taste buds advise

         Two all beef patties
           Some fish on a roll
           White rice Sashimi
          In a fancy fish bowl

            As for my palate
           I'm easy to please
         just slip on my shoes
         and grab me my keys

           All I ever wanted 
        was a drive up window
         Got A five dollar bill
          for a steak burrito

           I'm not so picky
         as long as it moos
        I'm a big meat eater
       In black leather shoes

     I loves me some protein
        That's what I needa
     Taco Bell's on the corner
         So kiss my a*s PETA

        Cows are for eating
          Vegetarians suck
      Get some Vegan p***y
cause her boyfriend's a schmuck

         Take her to Wendys
            Order the triple
           with extra bacon
        cheese and fat gristle

          This is good baby
       I want you to eat it
         Moo like a heifer
       No you can't beat it

         Meat is for eating
        A*s is for pounding
        Another lame poem
         Ain't I astounding

Reviews

[sakshi arora]

nice one i enjoyed reading it and i like your fun poems ;)

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Sakshi

[KeeD]

:P Meat is for eating, a*s is for pounding.. Hallelujah!, Gonna live by those words this year. :) good stuff BR

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! Thanks Keegan. Glad to be some kind of influence

[Will]

You have a way of making me laugh and cry in the same day with your contrasting poems. I love this one, very funny, with a unique rhyme scheme. You played with some verbal mannerisms to make the rhymes work, and I as much as I want to throw a grammar Nazi fit, I absolutely loved it. It gave it a whimsical, bouncy feeling to it. The concept is great. Organic freaks and vegetarians make me laugh sometimes, even though I know that they're pretty healthy people. I just can't imagine going two weeks without a good bacon cheeseburger from Five Guys. Loved this one, awesome job.

[Baby Ricochet]

Five guys rules. Love all the free peanuts. Thanks will.

[Rita L. Sev]

Funny, and I'm sure true! As for me - sorry - vegetarian! :) Though I have to say, PETA annoys the crap out of me, too!

[Baby Ricochet]

Being Vegetarian is a great life style choice. I'd try it but being into the whole bodybuilding thing I wouldn't get enough protein. PETA have some valid points but like all extremist groups they tend to be bullies and no one likes an agenda crammed down their throat.

[Rita L. Sev]

Exactly. They go too far, and assume that everyone who is veg is in it for the same reasons. Ugh!

[quinfinn]

well, i can sympathize with the whole vegan thing...i shudder to think what their bowel movements may be like....ever used your a*s as a squirtgun? give me meat, red and bloody... to keep my a*s from being muddy. nicely done!

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! Thank you quinfinn.

[quinfinn]

any time , my good friend...meat may be murder but vegetables are a life form too!

[dw817]

You sure that's notta Hot Dog ? *Grin* Poor lil' guy looks like he's sleeping ! :D Actually you should try a Boca Burger sometime, those are awesome veggie-burgers ! They're a real treat for me.

[Baby Ricochet]

I've eaten those. There not to bad if you drown them in Ketchup

[Baby Ricochet]

That's THEY'RE not to bad if you drown them in Ketchup

[dw817]

I found out about them by getting really REALLY lost driving in Dallas one time (I'm notta very good driver), anyways, came across this church that said free food and well I thought hey that's awful swell of them so I stopped and they were wearing robes and sheets and stuff and I know when I was a little kid my Mother spend time with Hare Krishna this lotsa armed blue goddess great tasting rice pudding people cause I always got some when I visited, anyways - I knew the food would be good cause of the rice pudding I had as a kid.

And yah I found out about a veggie burger for the first time there. I said tastes - funny, but good. One of them smiled and said it all vegetable. I said really ? He nodded and said something in a funny language and opened his hands like there was a balloon in there.

But I just nodded and enjoyed the food. I asked all kindsa questions about stuff there and finally headed out and got lost again finding street names in Dallas named after the seven dwarves, I called up my sister from a person's house and she found me and helped me get home and said don't drive so far away again.

[Baby Ricochet]

There's a story about Krishna boning 10000 milk maids in one night. That's my kind of Deity. Yahweh can't top that.

[dw817]

I thought Krishna was a vegetarian ? And according to legend, what did he do with their bones ?