Conspiracy America

We Americans are obsessed with conspiracies so naturally there's an army of pundits feeding at our paranoia trough

Americans love conspiracies
Theories or outright lies
Bigfoot was on the grassy knoll
under UFO filled skies

Jews blew up the world trade center
Free masons told them to
Israeli agents flew the planes
All this Obama knew

Global warming's an evil plot
To jack the price of gas
Obama's in cahoots with oil
to keep us underclass

The CIA has aliens
in area fifty one
They use telepathic brainwaves
To spy on everyone

The secret Illuminati
Control all of the banks
They have a secret Army waiting
To run us down with tanks

There's floride in our water
That's used for mind control
It gets inside your DNA
That's always been their goal

The flying saucers have landed
on the white house lawn
They've instilled their secret agent
To make us all their pawns

Barrack Obama's an alien
Illuminati stooge
Believe me when I tell you so
I saw it on Fox news

Author's Note

Capchya is Trisect, Tri-sect Tri= 3. three numbers, 666, the sign of Satan.
Sect= elite group, like the secret illuminati who are all jews and installed Obama in the white house. So Trisect is a subliminal message for Obama is the sign of the devil and a tool for Israeli world domination. If Glen Beck was still working his show he'd run with a theory like this in a second

Reviews

[Tom]

And Elvis works in a chip shop down our street!

Mind boggling to think that folk actually believe some of that kimp ! Great theoretical poem though!

[Baby Ricochet]

Elvis is everywhere! Thank you tom.

[Annabelle Lee]

Haha, fantastic, ricochet

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you annabelle

[Emerald Seas]

Haha - love it! And you pulled it all together so nicely under rhyme and verse. I'm sure there's a hidden message in there - somewhere! Well done, Mark.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Sarah

[Corset]

bah what can I say, completely busted and entertained at the same time :P But I knows what I knows Baby :) lol, Global warming too is so real! Eventually that black hole will gobble up our planet, or maybe it is a vein in the body of god, a transportation system for angels! Imagine! lol...I gots my theories! lol I bet it works just like the drive thru teller tubes at the banks ..whooosh!

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! Thank you corset.

[Mark]

hahaha.. there was a trilogy written back in the 60's called The Illuminati (I think) Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea were the authors. Your poem brings back memories of that book LOL

I listen to Coast to Coast almost every night since I start driving at oh-dark-thirty usually. It's fun to hear people talk about their obsessions. Bigfoot, The anumaki, black lodge, illuminati ... it's all fun.

Logic can twist you up. I remember an episode of Star Trek Voyager where the ex-borg lady (Hot looking blond... I think they called her Seven?} becomes convinced Janeway is conspiring to destroy the crew... was great fun.

[Baby Ricochet]

Sounds fun. Thank you mark

[icelandicblue]

Oh that is so funny because of the absurdity of it all. I think the illuminatis got their 15 minutes of fame in the DaVinci Code. The only ones missing are the masons but they're all illuminatis anyway. Of course the whole thing about the World Trade Center makes you wonder if groups of people share a brain. Thanks for the laugh, you're a funny guy. Fox News is a total travesty so I'm happy you took a little poke at them as well.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Blue

[Marie]

Well if you see it on Fox News, it has to be true.

[Baby Ricochet]

Absolutely!

[Will]

This was too perfect, Mark. Shows how truly ridiculous some people really are. Great flow and rhyme, and that last line literally made me laugh out loud. Author's note gave it that extra little laugh. Well done

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you will. I appreciate it

[Pryde Foltz]

Another brilliant and well-written piece of satire. I do feel you should have you own column for these things.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Pryde. I duly appreciate it

[KeeD]

Haha this is awesome, you got the information across, Dan Brown better start writing a book about Obama now. Good stuff BR!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Cynical Method