On Hallowenn (Not anymore ya don't)

Remember when Halloween was fun?

Halloween is round the corner
and I can't play my tricks
Like crashing into costume parties
and picking up drunk chicks

No hammered horny Tinkerbell
No banging drunk Snow White
No running off with Cinderella
into the hallowed night

No drinking games with crazy girls
No more shots and shooters
No more kinky Asian porn
On my old computer

No more passing out in alleys
from drugs that I partake
My brain cells need a funeral
My body's at the wake

No more cops and no more tasers
No midnight prowler ride
No more falling off of bridges
To wash up with the tide

Perchance it seems I'm getting old
The party I've outgrown
and I have a full time girlfriend
who keeps my a*s at home

She knows how much I love to play
On me she'll keep an eye
She'll be watching like the warden
so nothing can slip by

Our Halloween will be at home
I'll let my liver rest
and hand out candy to the kids
I think it's for the best

Author's Note

Halloween ain't just for kids baby. It's the only holiday that can go from good clean family fun to out and out debauchery in just a few hours. You're not getting that on Christmas.

Reviews

[Azure Montessa (Blue)]

You definitely have a knack for making other people laugh. What a feat. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Blue

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Lol that's was really good! I loved the part about the full time girl friend lol! I miss those good times, But when ya get old all changes.

[Baby Ricochet]

Yes it does. Thanks for stopping by

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Very welcome

[Brian Angeles]

This is adorable and humorous

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Thorn

[Morgan Storms]

ONce again, fantastic. Thanks for writing the way way you write.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Morgan

[Joyce S. Greene]

Most likely it's for the best if you want her to stick around, BR! Have a great Halloween anyhow. Good job on the poem - it just rolled along cracking wise cracks and having a blast. Made me smile.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you joyce

[Inda]

This is funny and well penned! Maybe it is in fact for the best Ricochet! :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Inda

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Haha this is brilliant. Great job as usual.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you cord

[Cassie]

Let your liver rest a little more....

[Baby Ricochet]

Will do. Thank you Cassie

[Seamstress]

You know if you worked it right you and your "warden" could play some interesting games of your own after all the candy is gone.

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! For sure. Thanks for stopping by seamstress

[iliOZ]

hey slow down big boy with this giving up mood! if it goes like this what will be the reason to live a long life for?
unlike the fourth of july where everybody waits for the firework show - halloween is the perfect occasion for debauchery in just a few hours. hurray!
fun read, thanks

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you oz