I Ate My Baby's Cheesecake

My oatmeal tastes like Elmer's paste

like paper glue to shelf  

I eat one more egg white omelet 

I'm gonna kill myself 

Chicken turkey and vegetables 

Brown rice oatmeal fish 

My sense of taste is suicidal 

They crave another dish 

My fantasies are pastries 

My dreams are pumpkin pies 

I wanna lick a Snickers bar

and get a sugar high 

I wanna swim in all beef stew 

Go Diving for a steak 

I'll use a Slim Jim for a snorkel

Have Sex with Chocolate cake 

Bury me in ice cream sundaes

Stick up a candy store

Since I freebased Orange Skittles

Now I'm a sugar w***e 

I know there's cheesecake in that fridge 

I hear it call my name 

Dreamy creamy tasty cheesy

It's driving me insane 

I said I ate it by accident 

You flash your angry pout

I didn't see your name on it 

The Little light was out 

I confess I ate your cheesecake 

We're living in disgrace 

All this time you thought I loved you 

While I just stuffed my face 

Author's Note

Hmmmmm. Cheesecake

Reviews

[A. Amos]

Ha ha ha ha i just can't stop my laugh...... We need more like this one to feel alive and smile. My friend you made me fan of your's and now all I'm thinking is having sex with chocalate cake:::::::::) f..king brilliant man just loved it, you made my day as I was killing my mind on writing something very dark and now my mood is simply invigorated... Thank you

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Amos

[TL Boehm]

OH MY GOD this is funny. Prostituting oneself for that white high. Eehyeah. Nachos is my personal downfall. ooey gooey cheese, meat, green chile, crispy chips and oh guacamole. yeah buddy. that's the stuff.

[Baby Ricochet]

I'm starving now. Lets Eat!!

[ur_ginger_girl]

this is so funny and true, lol. there are two ways to a mans heart, one ways through his stomach and the other is farther south, lol.

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure

[Blue]

"My sense of taste is suicidal"
"Have Sex with Chocolate cake"
"sugar w***e"

Brilliant lines! And this is hilarious. Poor baby. But my sympathy goes to you. I'm getting hungry now...

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by Arzel. I appreciate it

[R. L. Hill]

HAHA! I adore this. I was smiling the entire time that I read it. Awesome sauce with sprinkles.

[Baby Ricochet]

Now I want some sprinkles. Thanks Quirklet

[Ohhhwillow]

Don't f**k with a woman and her cake; a lesson my mum always taught me! And boy has the dog learned that too! It's so hard not to give in to these simple desires

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Willow

[BlackRose]

Hahaha, this' too funny but awesome. With a bit of brutally thrown in. And have I been here, when someting of mine is gone, ha. Something dark and decadent sound good about now, HECK, make it all the time, ha. ;o9

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Black Rose

[Mark]

ROFL!!! Ever see that Bill Cosby skit about his kids? "I didn't know..." "I didn't do it" Heh, great poem as always. You ever try to sell one? I could see one of those diet companies going for this one.

I don't go for snickers so much, but Reeses... now there the devil lives.

[Luke L]

haha you are a savage, POWERFUL Ricochet!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Luke

[Sami Khalil]

You should be a stand-up comedian or a commercial man along with a poet...Very lovely and cute as usual...:).........

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Sami

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome...:)....................