I Ate My Baby's Cheesecake

I Ate My Baby's Cheesecake

A Poem by Baby Ricochet

My oatmeal tastes like Elmer's paste
like paper glue to shelf  
I eat one more egg white omelet 
I'm gonna kill myself 

Chicken turkey and vegetables 
Brown rice oatmeal fish 
My sense of taste is suicidal 
They crave another dish 

My fantasies are pastries 
My dreams are pumpkin pies 
I wanna lick a Snickers bar
and get a sugar high 

I wanna swim in all beef stew 
Go Diving for a steak 
I'll use a Slim Jim for a snorkel
Have Sex with Chocolate cake 

Bury me in ice cream sundaes
Stick up a candy store
Since I freebased Orange Skittles
Now I'm a sugar w***e 

I know there's cheesecake in that fridge 
I hear it call my name 
Dreamy creamy tasty cheesy
It's driving me insane 

I said I ate it by accident 
You flash your angry pout
I didn't see your name on it 
The Little light was out 

I confess I ate your cheesecake 
We're living in disgrace 
All this time you thought I loved you 
While I just stuffed my face 

© 2014 Baby Ricochet


Author's Note

Baby Ricochet
Hmmmmm. Cheesecake

My Review

Would you like to review this Poem?
Login | Register




Featured Review

Ha ha ha ha i just can't stop my laugh...... We need more like this one to feel alive and smile. My friend you made me fan of your's and now all I'm thinking is having sex with chocalate cake:::::::::) f..king brilliant man just loved it, you made my day as I was killing my mind on writing something very dark and now my mood is simply invigorated... Thank you

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Baby Ricochet

6 Years Ago

Thank you Amos



Reviews

OH MY GOD this is funny. Prostituting oneself for that white high. Eehyeah. Nachos is my personal downfall. ooey gooey cheese, meat, green chile, crispy chips and oh guacamole. yeah buddy. that's the stuff.

Posted 5 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

5 Years Ago

I'm starving now. Lets Eat!!
this is so funny and true, lol. there are two ways to a mans heart, one ways through his stomach and the other is farther south, lol.


Posted 6 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

6 Years Ago

That's for sure
"My sense of taste is suicidal"
"Have Sex with Chocolate cake"
"sugar w***e"

Brilliant lines! And this is hilarious. Poor baby. But my sympathy goes to you. I'm getting hungry now...

Posted 6 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

6 Years Ago

Thanks for stopping by Arzel. I appreciate it
HAHA! I adore this. I was smiling the entire time that I read it. Awesome sauce with sprinkles.

Posted 6 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

6 Years Ago

Now I want some sprinkles. Thanks Quirklet
Don't f**k with a woman and her cake; a lesson my mum always taught me! And boy has the dog learned that too! It's so hard not to give in to these simple desires

Posted 6 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

6 Years Ago

Thank you Willow
Hahaha, this' too funny but awesome. With a bit of brutally thrown in. And have I been here, when someting of mine is gone, ha. Something dark and decadent sound good about now, HECK, make it all the time, ha. ;o9

Posted 6 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

6 Years Ago

Thank you Black Rose
ROFL!!! Ever see that Bill Cosby skit about his kids? "I didn't know..." "I didn't do it" Heh, great poem as always. You ever try to sell one? I could see one of those diet companies going for this one.

I don't go for snickers so much, but Reeses... now there the devil lives.

Posted 6 Years Ago


haha you are a savage, POWERFUL Ricochet!

Posted 6 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

6 Years Ago

Thank you Luke
You should be a stand-up comedian or a commercial man along with a poet...Very lovely and cute as usual...:).........

Posted 6 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

6 Years Ago

Thank you Sami
This comment has been deleted by the poster.
Sami Khalil

6 Years Ago

You are welcome...:)....................

First Page first
Previous Page prev
1
Request Read Request
Add to Library My Library
Subscribe Subscribe


Stats

908 Views
29 Reviews
Rating
Added on February 5, 2014
Last Updated on February 5, 2014

Author

Baby Ricochet
Baby Ricochet

Tampa, FL



About
I write just for the hell of it A way to spend some time Blurting out in cyber space Whatever's on my mind Maybe funny maybe tragic Emotional and raw Politi.. more..

Writing

Related Writing

People who liked this story also liked..