I Ate My Baby's Cheesecake

I Ate My Baby's Cheesecake

A Poem by Baby Ricochet

My oatmeal tastes like Elmer's paste
like paper glue to shelf  
I eat one more egg white omelet 
I'm gonna kill myself 

Chicken turkey and vegetables 
Brown rice oatmeal fish 
My sense of taste is suicidal 
They crave another dish 

My fantasies are pastries 
My dreams are pumpkin pies 
I wanna lick a Snickers bar
and get a sugar high 

I wanna swim in all beef stew 
Go Diving for a steak 
I'll use a Slim Jim for a snorkel
Have Sex with Chocolate cake 

Bury me in ice cream sundaes
Stick up a candy store
Since I freebased Orange Skittles
Now I'm a sugar w***e 

I know there's cheesecake in that fridge 
I hear it call my name 
Dreamy creamy tasty cheesy
It's driving me insane 

I said I ate it by accident 
You flash your angry pout
I didn't see your name on it 
The Little light was out 

I confess I ate your cheesecake 
We're living in disgrace 
All this time you thought I loved you 
While I just stuffed my face 

© 2014 Baby Ricochet


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Author's Note

Baby Ricochet
Hmmmmm. Cheesecake

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Ha ha ha ha i just can't stop my laugh...... We need more like this one to feel alive and smile. My friend you made me fan of your's and now all I'm thinking is having sex with chocalate cake:::::::::) f..king brilliant man just loved it, you made my day as I was killing my mind on writing something very dark and now my mood is simply invigorated... Thank you

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Amos



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dieting is really hard especially when nice things like chocolates, icecream ( things full of calories) seem to call your name...nicely done

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Cassie
This poem was so much fun to read. (Smiling)

'Bury me in ice cream sundaes
Stick up a candy store
Since I freebased Orange Skittles
Now I'm a sugar w***e'

Healthy diets are not much fun, me being a sugar junkie too. Thanks for sharing this write.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Divya
I said I ate it by accident
You flash your angry pout
I didn't see your name on it
The Little light was out

This is hilarious. You write about the most random s**t, I love it!

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you shaquana
Absolutely brilliant! You out did yourself on this one BR! :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Raymond
I wanna swim in all beef stew
Go Diving for a steak
I'll use a Slim Jim for a snorkel
Have Sex with Chocolate cake

hahahaha. Is someone on a diet?

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

All most always. Thank you pryde
You have a wonderful sense of humor BR! Thank you for the smile this evening.
...and a little cheese cake never hurt anyone (just don't eat mine)

:) Julie

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Julie
You pig! You just gave women about her proof that all men are pigs... Ha.
Get er done Baby!
Loved it!

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you David
Ha ha ha ha i just can't stop my laugh...... We need more like this one to feel alive and smile. My friend you made me fan of your's and now all I'm thinking is having sex with chocalate cake:::::::::) f..king brilliant man just loved it, you made my day as I was killing my mind on writing something very dark and now my mood is simply invigorated... Thank you

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Thank you Amos
Hahahaha, now I know why you're nutz....slim jim as a snorkel so gross Baby ;-)

Sex with the chocolate cake is fine though........

Posted 10 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

10 Years Ago

Wow. Pot roast!
Frieda P

10 Years Ago

I know, I remembered you told me it was your favorite once...you can freebase it hahah
Cryingkate

10 Years Ago

Hey wait a minute.... Where there is a will there is a way..... Just take that pot roast Freida and .. read more

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