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Insufferably Groovy

Insufferably Groovy

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
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Making fun of hipsters is just to easy

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It's ten thousand degrees outside
What's with the woolly scarf
You got your two foot Afghan beard 
right out of Ahab's Wharf 

You're wearing grandpa's checkered shirt
and got his baggy jeans
You said you stole them from goodwill 
before it was mainstream 

You talk that vegan talk at me 
A cig between your teeth 
I'm chewing on a Slim Jim box
made out of beaks and feet

That band you said you used to like 
Before they went mainstream 
sound like cats attacking porcupines
My ears need some morphine 

You're into all that's Anime
It's purely Japanese
We kicked their a*s in forty five
and left a fallout breeze 

Go Hook up with a hipster chick 
She fell for your mystique
She's smoking herbal cigarettes 
and smells like hobo feet 

Thought you were a homeless dude
I handed you a buck 
You're just insufferably groovy
and no one gives a f**k 

© 2014 Baby Ricochet


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As usual well expressed in your own inimitable style. Great write my friend.

Posted 6 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

6 Years Ago

thanks for stopping by sir
Hah - this is littered with funnies that you seem to be able to throwaway like Burger King wrappers BR.
I have to admit I squirmed at the reference to the Bomb but I laughed all the way there and thereafter. It so acerbic that it could never be mainstream itself.
Ahabs wharf ... lmao

Posted 6 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

6 Years Ago

thank you Anto
Hahah man, I swear you take every stereotype out there and make it into the most epic poem.

Posted 6 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

6 Years Ago

thanks keegan
my brother, nothing forced here. i enjoyed that piece...thanks for sharing..

Posted 6 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

6 Years Ago

thanks for stopping by
Living in New York City, I've seen my fair share of these folks. They're awful (and cheap), and this is an amazingly hysterical poem. Awesome job, my friend

Posted 6 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

6 Years Ago

Thank you Will
too funny ...got twenty dollar in my pocket..goin' to goodwill..no one gives a groovy f**k.. neat write

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

6 Years Ago

Thank you Fran
"smells like hobo feet" so funny. chewing on a slim jim box that's made of beaks and feet. Yup. so many funny moments in this one.
Hipsters. Eesh.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you TL
Lol! You nailed it, Mark - every generation has 'em, too...

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Yes they do. Thank you Rita
lol, it used to be called trendy, now it's called mainstream, I can't keep up with the slang these days! Good one Baby!!

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thank you Corset
you just summed up every teen in south london with this poem. made me lol like a giant horse

Posted 7 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

7 Years Ago

Thanks for stopping by Nigrum. It's good to hear from you

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Added on September 19, 2014
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Baby Ricochet
Baby Ricochet

Tampa, FL



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