How To Pick up Girls, A Senryu

I swear it's true

Keep your loins in check 

Talk to her as an equal 

and you'll do just fine 

Author's Note

It's the talking to her as an equal part that screws guys up. She's not a Goddess, she's not stupid, she's not "one of the guys" and she sure as hell isn't five years old. So far as I'm concerned that's all there is to it.

Reviews

[Chris]

Words to live by... and be yourself - it's easier to "remember" later.

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure

[Rene Salinas]

This is hilarious! I am stupid about chess Baby so that would mean that getting luck would be checkmate?

[Baby Ricochet]

Depends on who's playing

[Sami Khalil]

An excellent a advice. How much do I owe you? lol...Bravo, sir...:).......................

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks Sami

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome...:).........

[Inda]

Yep, couldn't have said better myself.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Inda

[Matching Socks]

That's some pretty good advice, I like the goddess part. It's true. I mean, once in a while on special occasions is ok.

[Baby Ricochet]

Sure. Thanks ANA

[Matching Socks]

Lol. :)
Anytime.

[Leigh]

Thats a good start, you may need more senryus to complete the job

[Baby Ricochet]

I'll do a book

[Leigh]

You'd make a million for sure

[Beccy]

Three lines, a whole manuscript of good sense.

Beccy.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks Beccy

[Harmony-Lee]

Seems logical to me. For all people, male or female.
Why do so may people get it so wrong?
:-)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thinking to much probably

[Marie]

Some women don't want to be talked to as equals. They want to be talked to as less, or more, but equal scares them.

[Baby Ricochet]

You're gonna want to avoid those ones

[Seamstress]

Amen! Love this Ricochet. I wish more guys new this fact and followed it.

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure. Thanks Seamstress