Poetic Frankenstein

I'm crafting Frankenstein poetry
made out of rusty parts

Computer chips and squirrel guts

and old gorilla hearts

My keyboard is a plagiarist

with letters twenty six

It's thieving everybody's work

and turning dirty tricks 

Constructing knock off poetry 

without a warranty 

I'm trolling all the writer sites 

for new commodities 

Reading stealing robbing cheating 

I justify the means 

When you review my Frankenstein 
and feed my praise machine 

Poetic Frankenstein escapes 

I couldn't rein it in 
A mob of angry citizens 

are out to peel my skin

Poetic Frankenstein wanders

the land of cyber dead 

picking up poetic souls 

and chewing off their head

It sucks the words from other works

Devours poems whole 

It ravishes the writer's site 

It preys upon your soul 

Frankenstein came back for me 

It knows I did it wrong 

I can't escape it's horrid grasp

Steroids have made it strong 

The monster I unleashed back when

came back to bite my a*s 

My Frankenstein poetic beast 

threw me off an overpass  

Author's Note

Don't be writing Frankenstein poetry kids. It'll bite ya on the ass.

Reviews

[Easter3]

I must be very naive, but I did not know that folks actually did things like this. What a sad waste of Time. they should focus on their own Thoughts and Reflections. Very Raw and Real Writing.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by

[Baby Ricochet]

This was written in the wake of a WC plagiarizing scandal back in 2015. I forget the name of the guy who got nailed but he was copying work of other writers from different sites on the WC & claiming it as it's own. He got caught & had to delete his account.

[Easter3]

Wow ! What in the world gets into some folks heads. Glad he got caught and stopped. Thanks for the information.

[TL Boehm]

yup, this is funny but all too true. There are frankenpoets out there. and we hate them.

[zephyr]

LOL. There is something to be said for unremembered inspiration but poetry should not be confused with quilting. Tight rhyme.

[Cara]

i like it, great poem, thank you for sharing

[Will]

Clever, somehow maintaining an air of whimsy but with a type of serious message. Rhyming and meter are on point as always, and certainly kept my attention. Well done!

[Lydia Shutter]

I love the way your mind works, Richochet! The rhyming imagery is incredible in this write and it me smile. Yup, karma will get the plagiarists....and I hope Frankenstein bites those asses HARD! :) This was great. Lydi**

[MsJewel]

I never know what I'm going to get when I visit your page BR, but I do know I'll leave with a smile. No Frankenstein poetry here my friend - bites on the a*s are painful!

:) Julie

[s y e]

HA! You chasing up Frankenstein and his Frankenweenie? LOL!

[Corset]

Here we are again in stitches Frankie! Did you go monsta on somebody? what did I miss?

[KAOlmsted]

Great work, Baby, and a good message. Are you confessing something, or have I been gone too long? Either way, love and miss you, gorgeous. Nice to see you're still going strong.

[Baby Ricochet]

KIMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you really back? I hope so

[KAOlmsted]

Holy cats that's a lot of exclamation points :-D

I'm getting there, Baby. I might have something up my sleeve. xoxo