Epic Fail

Epic Fail

A Poem by Baby Ricochet
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My first write in over a year. For those of you who don't know my shtick I write in plain language with a lot of swearing thrown in so any yokel can understand it. I'm not much for subtleties.

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I swear I heard all this before
I did a double take
You let it slip right through your grasp 
That's some fucked up mistake 

Plagiarizing your enemy 
Whom you claim corrupt
I gotta tell ya pookey bear 
That couldn't be more fucked 

Then pretend it didn't happen 
Oh that worked out just great 
You gave the enemy ammo 
served on a silver plate 

There's people out there hard at work 
They're chomping at the bit 
Waiting for you to f**k s**t up 
Then bury you with it 

These people are professionals 
At slinging all the mud 
The media's not too keen on you 
They want to see your blood

Your crew's a pack of amateurs 
Your strategy's a joke  
Keep playing to the stupid folk 
With hatreds you provoke

BENGAZI! BENGAZI! BENGAZI! 
The same old email line  
A broken record in my ear 
You just sound asinine

You're playing in the big leagues now 
The fix it could be in
My confidence is negative 
You're never gonna win 


 

© 2016 Baby Ricochet


Author's Note

Baby Ricochet
Trump. An ant at an Aardvark farm's got a better chance than he does.

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So was her speech writer a "closet" Dem or what? None of the big guys write their own speeches afterall. How did the guy find the thing to copy from - without intent? Someone had to do some sort of Search and those are reviewable EVEN if you delete it from the local machine. Sounds sort of planned somehow - follow the money.

Posted 5 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Baby Ricochet

5 Years Ago

Yep. You'd swear she was set up for it.
Chris

5 Years Ago

as I said - follow the money. And exactly how long before a MEDIA rep was on-air shouting the charg.. read more



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yes, what a mess...and some might feel "what a mess" if this goes any further than it has...and how has it gotten this far?

just sayin'




Posted 5 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

5 Years Ago

Thank you Jacob
I hope he doesnt get in. The problem is is that rednecks in America DO vote... and that he just might...

Posted 5 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

5 Years Ago

Trump can't carry the white house on the angry, white & stupid vote alone. Women, African Americans .. read more
Tomás Ó Cárthaigh

5 Years Ago

I hope so!
I feel so sorry for her ... when she married her sugar daddy she had no idea she would have to tap dance and sing for her dinner.

Posted 5 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

5 Years Ago

That's for sure. Thank you Pryde
Pryde Foltz

5 Years Ago

i just posted a l'il homage to you. mate. It really is good to have you back:)
So was her speech writer a "closet" Dem or what? None of the big guys write their own speeches afterall. How did the guy find the thing to copy from - without intent? Someone had to do some sort of Search and those are reviewable EVEN if you delete it from the local machine. Sounds sort of planned somehow - follow the money.

Posted 5 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Baby Ricochet

5 Years Ago

Yep. You'd swear she was set up for it.
Chris

5 Years Ago

as I said - follow the money. And exactly how long before a MEDIA rep was on-air shouting the charg.. read more
It's good to see you back again Ric. Your style is uniquely yours. :-)

Posted 5 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

5 Years Ago

Thank you Relic
 Relic

5 Years Ago

You're welcome Ric.
A strong and powerful message and even exposure to all this political nonsense and plagiarizing. I'm disgusted with all of the rhetoric and negativity...An excellent comeback. You should read this at the convention...:)...................

Posted 5 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

5 Years Ago

Get Ted Cruz to read it. They might lynch his a*s. That would be great.
Sami Khalil

5 Years Ago

Hahaha....)))))))))))
Exactly. Perfectly penned, Mark. Good to read your no-nonsense words again!

Posted 5 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

5 Years Ago

Thank you Rita
Well done, sir. Shot straight from your hip. I keep waiting for the real candidates to show up.


Posted 5 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

5 Years Ago

Me too. Thanks Michael.
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Not many people write about political topics or ones dealing with society etc, your language might be simple but expressive, I like the straightforwardness, the vulgar expressions make it rawer, more authentic and entertaining to read. Poetry can have so many different forms and you managed to create a modern piece of poetry.
P.S.: Your word use doesn't seem "plain" to me.

Posted 5 Years Ago


 Relic

5 Years Ago

He has always bee this good. Read some of his older poems. :)
Baby Ricochet

5 Years Ago

Thank you Vanessa
V

5 Years Ago

You're welcome.
There's people out there hard at work
They're chomping at the bit
Waiting for you to f**k s**t up
Then bury you with it

BENGAZI! BENGAZI! BENGAZI!
The same old email line
A broken record in my ear
You just sound asinine

Oh hell Ric you got me laughing again thank you well done. You and i are both commenting of late on the crazy political world of the elitist scum

Posted 5 Years Ago


Baby Ricochet

5 Years Ago

For sure. Thanks Tate

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Baby Ricochet
Baby Ricochet

Tampa, FL



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