Potty Mouth & Blasphemy

Potty Mouth & Blasphemy

A Poem by Baby Ricochet

They go together like s**t on a shingle

I enrolled myself in charm school 
They threw my a*s right out 
Said what the f**k is wrong with you 
This ain't tourettes tryouts

You kiss your mother with that mouth 
You filthy redneck slime 
Don't need your stinking potty mouth 
Our school's for the refined 

Went down to the synagogue
Got beat up by the cops 
They tazered me like barbecue
Now all I drink is schnapps

That stinking Rabbi squealed on me 
He sang like a canary 
Not much appreciation for 
my bad vocabulary  

It's not my fault oh yes it is
I can't control my mouth 
My brain it has a disconnect 
cause I come from the south 

Pope Francis man flipped me the bird 
A nun she punched my face 
The Bishops came and kicked my a*s 
and hosed me down with mace

I was praying to Aphrodite 
That's blasphemy they said 
I figured she could get me laid 
A Goddess who gives head 

They said I was a demon seed 
and yanked me from the pew 
Their bullshit god can't get me laid 
I guess I'll try Hindu  


© 2016 Baby Ricochet

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damn,you had a hell of a day ! a*s kicked by a nun

Posted 2 Years Ago

Baby Ricochet

2 Years Ago

Thanks Ron.

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Added on August 4, 2016
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Baby Ricochet
Baby Ricochet

Tampa, FL

I write just for the hell of it A way to spend some time Blurting out in cyber space Whatever's on my mind Maybe funny maybe tragic Emotional and raw Politi.. more..


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