Baby Mama Junk

What you know about that baby mama drama goin’ down?

I got pissed cause the baby came out white instead of brown.

I thought we had a bun in the oven cause I was shoving and stuffin’,

But it turns out the chick had someone else up in her muffin.

No wonder she no longer calls me Mr. McLovin,

But I slit her throat and made the baby part of my coven.

There was no paternal test on Maury or fighting on the Jerry Springer show.

I just picked up a knife and rapidly stabbed a hoe.

She got a homemade c-section because the child doesn’t need to die.

Then after her forced labor I shoved a chopstick in her eye.

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wow
this is one of the most terrifying, sick, twisted, immoral poems ive ever read....
so is it wrong that this made me laugh????