Wit & Wisdom - September 9th 2013

Wit & Wisdom - September 9th 2013

A Chapter by dw817
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Goodwill makes the road shorter.

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  W&W September 9th 2013  

 

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01. Goodwill makes the road shorter.


02. To love, and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.


03. I dropped one of my tears in the ocean, and whenever they find it I'll stop loving you, only then.


04. My Mama always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get." -- Forrest Gump


05. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.


06. Truth is Aristocratic, It never follows. It should be followed.


07. The great question which I have not been able to answer ... is, "What does a woman want ?"


08. Honest I wasn't kissing her ! I was whispering in her mouth !


09. Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.


10. I'm attempting to construct a mnemonic memory circuit, using stone knives and bearskins. -- 1st Officer Spock


11. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.


12. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.


13. Simplicity and straight forwardness and not intelligence, lead to happiness.


14. I've had bad luck with both of my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.


15. Human beings must have action; and they will make it if they cannot find it.


16. There is no such thing as a little freedom. Either you are all free, or you are not free at all.


17. One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.


18. To Live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.


19. Live like there is no tomorrow. Sing as if no one can hear. Love like you have never been hurt. Dance as if nobody is watching. And laugh like no one is listening.


20. Granted that faith cannot be proved,what harm will come to you if you gamble on its truth and it proves false ? If you gain, you gain all; if you lose, you lose nothing.


21. You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.


22. Your worst humiliation will always be someone else's long-term entertainment.


23. If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn't succeed either.


24. The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.


25. Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it.



26. I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part.


27. I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.


28. Bills always travel through the mail at twice the speed of the checks used to pay for them.


29. Personally, I don't believe the world owes me a living, although for the amount I make, a simple written apology would be nice.


30. I just let my mind wander, but it hasn't come back yet.


31. Always laugh when you can. It is the cheapest medicine.


32. You can't have everything ! Where would you put it ?


33. A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for.


34. Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who is free for the weekend.


35. I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.


36. People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.


37. National Schizophrenic's Convention: Anybody who's everybody will be there !


38. Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible.


39. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.


40. Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW !


41. I still miss my ex-girlfriend. But my aim is improving every day.


42. How can there be self-help "groups ?"


43. A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.


44. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool ?


45. If anything is ever used to its full potential, it will eventually break.


46. The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the oil, sometimes it gets replaced.


47. I really don't give a s**t, but if I did, you'd be the first person I'd give it to.


48. When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.


49. Sex is the only business where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise in the process.


50. Women like silent men, they think they're listening to them.




Which of these can you relate to ?



See you next week with 50 more !

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You did very well. I like all of them. Life is simple logic. I look forward to more of your interesting quotes and thoughts.
Coyote

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

dw817

6 Years Ago

Life is simple logic ? Naaow, don't take away from the magic and mystique of t ! :D I feel the more .. read more
Great collection! :) Thank you so much for sharing this.

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

dw817

6 Years Ago

Certainly, Blue. I have another friend who goes by the name of Blue, but likely for different reason.. read more
Azure Montessa (Blue)

6 Years Ago

Ahh, I have lots of reasons why I nicknamed myself "Blue". I hope your friend is not here on this si.. read more
dw817

6 Years Ago

Nope, he visits but doesn't write me in here. He's immensely shy. If you check out my BLOGs, you'll .. read more
To Live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.

An excellent piece of advice.

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

dw817

6 Years Ago

Truly - I think there are more people out there to tell us how to do something than to tell us we ar.. read more
Pryde Foltz

6 Years Ago

I think it goes beyond being creative. To live a full life, we must lose our feat of being wrong.
dw817

6 Years Ago

I - don't think someone can always be right. Only - correct. And that never creates enough ripples i.. read more
A great collection.. way to go friend.....

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

dw817

6 Years Ago

Glad you like them. Which do you feel apply to you ?
Cool! this is most touchy thing for me to be touched by. Awesome, looks like you have started a collection of some sort.

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

dw817

6 Years Ago

Perhaps like me, you're just touched in your head ? *Grin* (Couldn't resist)
Good deal. I'll a.. read more
13, 31,33 im most touchy to...
awesome collection...
cant wait for more!! ^^

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dw817

6 Years Ago

13 - a little intelligence wouldn't hurt. But yes, good common sense can definitely take you farther.. read more

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