Chapter 12

Chapter 12.

AN: stop f,aing ok (F,king is not a word, Tara, but I won’t stop the flaming.) hargrid is a pedo 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! (That does not happen in American schools. If it does what kind of school do you go to? Rape school?) how du u no snap iant kristian plus hargrid isn't really in luv wif ebony dat was sedric ok! (Um, okay then. So Hargrid shouldn’t have said “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!!! in the last chapter. Who the heck is Sedric?)

I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Drago had given me in case anything happened to him. (When the heck did Drago aka Draco get you a silver knife? I don’t remember that happening in the previous chapters!) He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together. (Great that means the story is over, but sadly it is not.)

"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS HAIRgrid but it was Vampire. He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! (Who is Hairgrid? What just happened?) You could only see his red whites. (Red whites, huh? Don’t you mean pink?)

I stopped. "How did u know?"

"I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!"

"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.

"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!" (Now it’s Vlofemort! Got it! Draco is dead because he slit his wrists. Oh and I didn’t need to know about the bondage.)

Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID (Oh, that’s a new one. Poor guy just can’t keep one name can he?) were there too. They were going to St. Mango's after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can't have those f*****g pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. (No, you can’t, but none of them are hot.) Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. (So he ate the camera and then pooped it out? Ew and what is a cideo camera?) I put up my middle finger at them. (Lovely.)

Anyway Hargrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses. (Cool story.)

"Enoby I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.

"F**k off." I told him. "You know I f*****g hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you." (That doesn’t stop you from wearing pink in the last chapters plus having pink in your coffin!) I snapped. Hargrid had been mean to me before for being gottik. (So? And so it’s gottik now…got it.)

"No Enoby." Hargrid says. "Those are not roses."

"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses. (There is no reason to be angry. He was just being nice.)

"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Snap and Loopin." (What is going on in your mind, Tara?) Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) (Yes, it is spelled wrong, Tara.) to it he added silently.

"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.

He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! .

"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely. (Enoby, you are not wise. So you cannot correct someone wisely.)

"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for raven I love you girl!)imo noto okayo!" (What did I just read?)

And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. (You just said that.) Now I knew he wasn't a prep. (Okay then.)

"OK I believe you now wtf is Drako?" (Wtf is Draco? Oh he is a water lily! Not a person.)

Hairgrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.

"U c, Enobby," Dumblydore said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?"

"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Hargrid yelled. dUMBLydore lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back. (He would have said something you dumb beaver!)

Hairgrid stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof dumbledoree!"

Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. (Lace.) Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) (You are the prep. And I really don’t care what you were wearing.) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss. (Again don’t care.)

"You look kawai, girl." B'loody Mary said sadly. "Fangs (geddit) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. (You should really see a therapist.) I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.

"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wquallysaid way.

We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other. (Wow…)

"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.

"Vampire you f****r!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Draco!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily. (You both jumped on each other. It was just not him. You were in it too…stupid girl!)

Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites. (*sighs*)

"NO!" I ran up closer

.

"I thought you didn't have a scar anymore!" I shouted.

"I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco….Volfemort has him bondage!" (This happened at the beginning of the chapter…)

SPECIAL FANGZ 2 RAVEN MY GOFFIX BLOOD SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111 (I guess she was tired of the crap of a story that makes no sense whatsoever.)

HEY RAVEN DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I (How does this go with the story?)

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[Bluefire]

""Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wquallysaid way.We both looked at each other for some time. Harry had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Dracos. Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other. (Wow…)"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else."
.... Seriously broke down at this part. Could not stop laughing to save my life. XDDDD
Thanks for sharing!