Chapter 17

Chapter 17

A Chapter by Angie Diane♥♥
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For Bluefire!

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Chapter 17.

AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! (Maybe in your next life) if ur a prep den dnot red it! (OMG I’m so preppy! Wanna cookie?)  u kin tel weder ur a prep or not by ma quiz itz on ma hompage. (Omg no way) if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! (Maybe I will…maybe I won’t!) pz willo isn't rely a prep. Raven plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr! (I still blame you for this monstrosity, Raven!)

Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Hargird kept shooting at us to cum (Ew!) back 2 Hogwarts. "WTF Hargrid?" I shouted angrily. "F**k off you fjucking b*****d." Well anyway Willow came. Hargird went away angrily. (What just happened? Wasn’t he just helping you? What you getting mad for?)

"Hey b***h you look kawaii." she said. (Do you even know what that means?)

"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Willow's really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how pale she wuz.  (Don’t give a s**t anymore!!) She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. (Nice to know) She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic. (That’s not healthy!)

"So r u going 2 da concert wif Draco?" she asked.

"Yah." I said happily.

"I'm gong with Diabolo." she anserred happily. Well anyway Draco and Diabolo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Diabolo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Marylin Manson. Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. (Don’t care…)B'loody Mart was going 2 da concert wif Dracola. Dracola used to be called Navel but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. (W-What?) They dyed in a car crash. Navel converted to Satanism and he went goth. He was in Slitherin now. He was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. (Don’t give a damn anymore) We kall him Dracula now. Well anyway we al went 2 Draco's black Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his dad Lucian gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. (What lovely roll models!)Draco and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking preps. We soon got there….I gapsed.

Gerard was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. (He locked sexier? Hmm…how is that possible!) He had long raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly preppy man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Draco. Draco and I came. (Nasty…) It was….Vlodemort and da Death Deelers! (Lolol at the name!)

"U moronic idiots!" he shooted angstily. "Enoby, I told u to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now….I shall kill thou and Draco!" (yay and then this story would end…but..wait…no)

"No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife. (Why would he need a knife?)

Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…DUMBLYDORE! (wtf!)



© 2014 Angie Diane♥♥


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Dracula? I thought it was Dracola? XD Navel lol the belly button guy. Lung black, I didn't know lungs were black. And long black bread... Ew. Never heard Dumblydore described as a gothic old man before. Why'd he run away? LOL

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