(I am the) Walrus

interpretation of 'I am the walrus' by The Beatles, very roughly the same tune with lyrics changed

I am whole as he is whole as 3 are whole and one together

see how they lust in work and love so sad and wrong

I'm crying

 

Pretending to be animals going to the zoo

Put on an attitude of zombie, curse the potentially balanced power tuesdays

smiling a fake smile not even there

 

one big work-sex Id and small pretenders

combine two hard and so unreal

he's crying he's crying he's crying he's c-r-y-i-n-g HE'S CRYING!

 

dead, unreal and liking it, pretending

Barely staying sane is his wife

turning upside down the truth about sex

Gender its important when you do not care

 

lazy waiting for the truth to save you

someone stands for something good to save, you hate it

 

expert too familiar but too much understanding could kill ya

contemptuously better than the rest,

so exclusive in their greedy club

he's crying

 

knowing the harsh reality so well

caringly we keep you forever growing never knowing

happy compromising serving two masters going nowhere

strongly defending our opinion

non-members are so wrong

 

I am the fake man

they are the fake men

I am the sluggard

tick tock tick tock tick tock boom