Can I Buy You a Mean a Glass of Water?

Can I Buy You a Mean a Glass of Water?

A Poem by Emcis

I worry too much...


So I was thinking about going to a club to have a good time and possibly befriend a nice girl who I could become more than friends with. I don't usually go to clubs and tend to avoid crowds but I thought maybe I could give it a chance one day. Then I realized-I can't dance! How am I supposed to go up to some girl and say, "You wanna dance?"  Then the next thing I considered what happens if the girl looks really young but is actually like 30 something? That's a little too old for me. Then what happens if we go over to the bar? What am I supposed to say? "Can I buy you a drink? But just make sure it's not alcoholic because I'm not 21...or maybe I could give you the money and you could buy us both some alcoholic drinks." Um....yeah...maybe I should stay away from clubs.

© 2008 Emcis

Author's Note

Pathetic I know....Let me have it!

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hahahaha this made me laugh! I would put this under story than poem...but oh that was funny!

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Sup! I'm a Marine stationed in Hawaii and I don't have a lot of interests. I get bored easily. Writing is something I've always liked doing to pass the time and if you don't like it then oh well, don.. more..

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A Poem by Emcis