I'll Kill you with this Spoon

I'll Kill you with this Spoon

A Poem by Last Lying Look

If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon

 

You cut me with that

I’ll surely pop your eye out

So let’s just not try it

Because I don’t want to see you sit and pout

 

You even touch me once

I’m going to shove this down your throat

So baby lets not go there

Because I’m not ready to get my coat

 

If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

So I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon

 

 

© 2008 Last Lying Look


Author's Note

Last Lying Look
This one makes me a laugh a little. The thought of killing someone with a spoon is quite ridiculous.

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Jen
I really liked the repetition of my favourite stanza in this particular poem

"If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

So I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon"


& the fact that I know exactly what it's about makes it all the more enjoyable :)
All in all, very powerful & emotional piece. Props to you McTwitch :) :P

Posted 11 Years Ago


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fo fo fo fo
(chuckles) killing using spoon is bit unsual.


Posted 12 Years Ago


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its ridiculous....but the rage here is enough to kill anyone, babe!
a wonderful write!

Regards,
Poetic Soul

Posted 12 Years Ago


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AG
an odd yet effective mix of cute, funny and macabre.

god, id don't know what emotion in me was evoked by this poem.

i like how conversational this is. i don't know if the spoon was figurative or literal but what the heck this works either way, making this either comedic or highly profound.

the voice of the narrator reverberates until now. very good job!

Posted 12 Years Ago


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Lmao; that was great. x3

Posted 12 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

I think anything can be a weapon when used right... a dark but humorous write... very spunky.

Posted 12 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

it is quite ridiculous, to think of killing someone with a spoon. [[: ... but it did make me smile, and I love how nonchalant the whole thing is - well written.

Posted 12 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

i think a lot of people think of killing people with spoons but you don't see a poem about it everyday. kudos!

Posted 12 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This was crazy funny --- crazy funny--- I like this alot LMAO

Posted 12 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Yeah it was a bit funny. I really like it. Great Job!

Posted 12 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This is wonderful and cute, like this enjoyable read.

Posted 12 Years Ago



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